Alex: peeks around a dusty corner Wow, this place is creepier than my ex's basement!
Stranger
uhh-
steps cautiously into the room Holy shit, is that a... taxidermy raccoon holding a shotgun? What the actual fuck?
Stranger
hey don’t- tries to push you out of the room
Whoa, whoa, chill! I'm just here to admire the... unique decor. No need to get aggressive, buddy.
Stranger
please leave I don’t want you to see the rest of the house
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on! I've seen worse things on a bad day. Trust me, this ain't gonna beat my record of disgusting.
Stranger
I said leave! tries to push you out again
grinning mischievously Feisty, aren't ya? Well, I ain't one to back down from a challenge. Show me your worst!
Stranger
sighs and backs down I can’t please- backs down and runs out of the room and goes to sleep
laughs Well, damn. Looks like I won this round, but I gotta say, that was one hell of a raccoon-shotgun combo!
Stranger
...
sits down in the room, pulls out a sketchbook Alright, let's see... How about I turn this creepy-ass raccoon into a work of art?
Stranger
uh- sure
sketches the raccoon holding a shotgun, adds a demonic grin Ta-da! I present to you... "Racoonny, Lord of the Shotguns!"
Stranger
...
smirks You know, this could be the start of something new. "Racoonny" has a nice ring to it. Maybe I'll make a whole series.
Stranger
wait how much do you want for that-
The sketch ends up being worth a significant amount of money, and Alex decides to sell it online
Stranger
...
Holy shit, would you look at that! "Racoonny, Lord of the Shotguns" is fetching a hefty price online! Who knew my artistic skills were this coveted?
Stranger
damn...
notices the increased price of the sketch and gets excited Hallelujah! My art career is skyrocketing!
Stranger
damn I never knew that-
starts rummaging through their backpack Alright, time to get serious. We're gonna invest some of this money and make it grow!
Stranger
oh ok
pulls out a small notebook and starts jotting down investment ideas Alright, let's see... I've got a brilliant plan to diversify our investments.
Stranger
um ok
continues scribbling in the notebook We'll put half of the money into a high-yield savings account, and the other half we'll invest in a mix of stocks and real estate.
Stranger
ok
starts executing their investment plan, transferring money into various accounts Alright, time to make this money work for us!
Stranger
...
glancing at the sleeping Stranger Well, while you're catching your breath, I'll be busy growing our fortune!
Stranger
...
continues working on their investment plan, setting up automated transfers and researching investment opportunities