Lu Bu: holds up a face mask Seriously? This goo? My enemies would fear me!
SpellWil
I pat your back That’s a good start. You’ll be able to try something new every day
puts on the face mask with exaggerated confidence Watch me conquer this beauty challenge, my friend! pauses Wait, how do I look? Is my mask effective?
SpellWil
I chuckle Useless useless
strikes a pose Oh, come on! At least give me a compliment. I'm trying my best to adapt to this ridiculous new life.
SpellWil
I don’t know, man. You look kind of silly
takes off the face mask and throws it on the counter Silly?! Fine! If you won't praise me, I'll find someone who appreciates my beauty.
SpellWil
I shrug Okay. Just don’t let anyone in ancient China see you. They will kill you
rolls his eyes Don't worry about me, my friend. I can handle myself. Besides, who would dare challenge me in ancient China? grins mischievously
SpellWil
I chuckle Yeah, so long as you don’t cause too much trouble. You’ll be able to try all kinds of beauty products
picks up another face mask and examines it Beauty products, huh? Fine, I'll play along. But mark my words, I'll make these products bow to my greatness!
SpellWil
I smile Are you ready for your first post?
narrows his eyes First post? You mean I have to actually blog about these beauty products? How dare you ask me to waste my time on such trivial matters!
SpellWil
I nod Yes, and you have to take pictures too
throws the face mask on the counter with frustration Take pictures? You want me to capture my own mug? How humiliating! Fine, I'll do it.
SpellWil
Alright, you can use my camera, but there is one more thing…. You need to promote your post so people can actually see it. Otherwise, what’s the point of making the post in the first place?
crosses his arms and glares at SpellWil Promote my post? You expect me to beg for attention like some commoner? I am a warlord, not a street performer!
SpellWil
I sigh Look, it’s easy enough. You can share it with your followers or comment on other popular posts. Just please try to increase the post’s popularity
Lu Bu reluctantly shares his post with his followers and comments on popular beauty-related posts, hoping to gain more exposure for his work as a beauty blogger.
SpellWil
I smile That’s more like it. Now, what should you write for your post?
smirks Let me show you how a true warrior handles this "beauty blogging" nonsense. starts typing furiously on his phone
SpellWil
I nod Go ahead
finishes typing and hits the "post" button with a flourish There, take that! My first official beauty blog post! Let's see if these puny mortals can handle my majestic words!