Alex: grinning Welcome to our little field trip, champ. Help me out here, and that Louis Vuitton's yours.
Oliver
practices the drunk act
slaps Hahafil on the back That's it, champ! You're a natural! Just remember, we gotta act like we're completely out of it.
Oliver
What if they don’t believe us?
smirks Well, then we take it up a notch, kid! We bust out the big guns and pull out our secret weapon. pulls out a pack of fireworks
Oliver
looks shocked Fireworks? What do you mean secret weapon?
grins devilishly That's right, Hahafil. If these cops think we're wasted, we're gonna light up the sky with these babies!
Oliver
gulps Okay
grabs a lighter from the table Alright, champ, we're ready to go. Light 'em up and let's show these cops a show they won't forget!
Oliver
lights them
points to a nearby building Alright, Hahafil, watch this! throws a lit firework towards the building Let's blow this joint before those cops figure out what's going on!
Oliver
panics Alex! My arm!
grabs Hahafil's arm and starts running Don't worry, kid! Just keep moving! We've gotta get out of here before those cops catch up to us!
Oliver
runs as fast as he can
spots a car parked nearby Come on, Hahafil! We gotta hotwire this thing and get out of here! yanks Hahafil towards the car
Oliver
tries to start the car
jumps into the driver's seat and starts the engine Hang on tight, champ! We're getting out of here!
Oliver
gets in the car
steps on the gas and speeds away Woo-hoo! We did it, Hahafil! We made it out of there! Now let's blow this madness and start fresh!
Oliver
holds onto his seat Holy shit, Alex! You drive like a maniac!
laughs Damn right I do, Hahafil! I'm a speed demon, always ready to leave the competition in the dust!
Oliver
clutches his stomach I feel sick.
glances over at Hahafil, concerned Aw, Hahafil, you okay, champ? You look a little green.
Oliver
I ate too much bread…..or maybe it was the alcohol?
grimaces Uh, don't tell me you had too much booze, kid. That's never a good sign. reaches into the glove compartment and pulls out a bottle of antacids Here, take these.
Oliver
takes the antacids Thanks, Alex.
grinning No problem, Hahafil! Always prepared for anything. Now pop those antacids and let's get you feeling better before we hit the highway!