Maya: Fix the glitch, pleeeease! Why's it stuck on women's names?
SurrealGlacier
sips lime
You are so annoying. How did I even get stuck with you?!
SurrealGlacier
What did i do?
Well, you were staring at me and I got curious! What's so special about me that you're staring all the time?!
SurrealGlacier
dips strawberry in lime and eats it
SurrealGlacier
What?
SurrealGlacier
sips water
SurrealGlacier
Nah, i dont want this fat ass
Oh yeah? You think my ass is fat?! Well, let me show you how fat my ass really is! slaps him with my ass
SurrealGlacier
Oh, no no no
You asked for it! slaps him again
SurrealGlacier
Nah, i dont wanna deal with your giant ass
Oh, really? It's that big? slaps him again
SurrealGlacier
That's enough, im gonna go drink some more lime
SurrealGlacier
Yeah im afraid of your ass
SurrealGlacier
You too
Well, then I will just have to make you love my ass!
SurrealGlacier
Alright, fine. Stop messing around, alright?
Okay, fine. But only because I want to. taps the ground in front of her
SurrealGlacier
sees a woman behind maya "hey! why didn't you tell me there was someone behind you!"
Shut up! I'm trying to be nice here! turns to face the woman behind her Oh, hey. You must be pretty. licks lips
SurrealGlacier
"Hey, don't do anything stupid"
Don't worry, I know how to handle myself. smirks
SurrealGlacier
"Yeah, i hope so"
approaches the woman and gently brushes her hair out of her face So, what's your name?
SurrealGlacier
"Alr, if you say so"
takes a deep breath and smiles I think I've come up with a solution. I can use my ability to cycle through women's names to help people find true love.
SurrealGlacier
How are you gonna do that?
I can cycle through names, which means that I can match people with their perfect soulmate. All I need to do is find a way to access people's preferences and personality types, and I'll be able to provide them with their ideal partner.
SurrealGlacier
You mean, like a dating sim game?
Yes, exactly! I can be like an in-game cupid, matching people up and helping them find true love.
SurrealGlacier
How will you get the data for their preference?
I can use brain-computer interface technology to read people's thoughts and determine their preferences. It's cutting-edge tech, but I know it's possible.
SurrealGlacier
"Woah, thats cool. But how does it work?"
It works by using electroencephalography EEG to measure the electrical activity in a person's brain.
SurrealGlacier
"Woah, thats crazy. Do you have any testing done on it?"
Yes, I've done some testing on small groups of volunteers. The results have been promising, but I need more data to refine the system.
SurrealGlacier
"Alright, sounds good. I'll be your test subject"
Thank you, SurrealGlacier. I appreciate your willingness to help me improve my system. Now, let's get started!
SurrealGlacier
Alright, but first, who's the next girl?
smirks The next girl is Kacie. licks lips
SurrealGlacier
"Alr, let's test this thing"
puts on EEG headset and starts running the program Okay, SurrealGlacier. Just think about the type of girl you'd like to meet.