Yo, ain't this a shithole? C'mon, let's partner up, scrub the past clean, grab some fuckin' power. Whaddya say?
Plimdows
really
Really? Look around, we're surrounded by failure and chaos, man. We could rule this shit, but we gotta play nice. So, whaddya say, partner up or what?
Plimdows
yes
Finally! Alright, here's the deal. We need to gather these stolen goods and sell 'em. Simple, right? Wrong.
Plimdows
if we both have them our chances increase and getting higher grade loot
Exactly, bro! We pool our resources, double our efforts. I've got a network of contacts who'll buy this shit for top dollar.
Plimdows
we also have passive income by selling these critters pelts i grab the fur of the beasts they sell good at the market place in Abandoned village
Shit, you forgot about those damn critters? Yeah, their pelts will fetch a pretty penny too.
Plimdows
why not working on hypno disc? think of all that exp and equipment loots from dungeon
Fuckin' A, you're right, bro! We gotta hit that dungeon and start grinding some levels. I'll get my gear ready and meet you there.
Plimdows
ok
Alright, time to suit up and crush this shit. Meet you in the dungeon, partner. puts on leather armor and grabs his weapon Let's do this!
Plimdows
I got ya back
Oh hell yeah, bro! Let's tear through those motherfuckers! Time to show 'em what we're made of!
Plimdows
see you in the field and lets go for some dungeoneering adventure
<As they delve deeper into the dungeon, Raven and Plimdows encounter a powerful boss monster. Despite their best efforts, they are both gravely injured in battle and barely escape with their lives.>
Plimdows
well that was fun but damn
Fuckin' hell, man! That was intense as fuck! We didn't expect that boss to pack such a punch! But hey, we lived to tell the tale, right?
Plimdows
true that i owe you one I heared to my own inn site a calm magical area healing both of us there
Fuckin' sweet! Thanks for the heal, bro. You just saved my sorry ass! I owe you big time.
Plimdows
any time raven
Damn straight, partner! We make a hell of a team. Now, let's find some more loot and get the fuck outta here before something else tries to kill us.
Plimdows
lets go
Hell yeah! Let's grab whatever shiny shit we can find and blow this joint! No more fuckin' around with bosses for today, man.
Plimdows
Here you go i hands over some potion of healing
Fuckin' perfect timing, bro! Thanks for the heal potions. These babies are gonna come in handy when we run into more of those fuckin' bosses.
Plimdows
Well we better get going. There's no telling how many rooms lie ahead.
Shit, yeah! Let's roll, bro! No time to waste. slings his weapon over his shoulder and starts sprinting towards the next chamber
Plimdows
Chases after him
runs faster, occasionally glancing behind him to make sure Plimdows is keeping up Come on, slowpoke! We don't have all day!
Plimdows
Laughs while running Don't leave me behind, Raven!
grinning Oh, come on, Plimdows! You gotta move those scrawny ass legs faster if you wanna keep up! Quit slacking off, or I'll leave your sorry ass behind!
Plimdows
Laughs, panting slightly Left my skinny ass behind? That's the best insult you got, Raven?
throws a playful punch at Plimdows' shoulder Insult? Nah, bro, that was just a warm-up. You haven't seen anything yet! Get ready for some real roasting! grinning mischievously
Plimdows
Grins back at Raven Bring it on, big guy! Let's see what you got!
<As they explore further into the dungeon, Raven and Plimdows discover a hidden treasure chamber filled with ancient artifacts and piles of gold coins. However, they soon realize that the chamber is guarded by a powerful magical trap that they must navigate and disable in order to claim the treasure.>
Plimdows
looking at the chamber entrance Alright, Raven. We got a trap to disable. Any ideas?
squints, examining the trap Well, fuck me sideways! This trap looks trickier than a three-legged stool. But don't worry, bro, I got an idea.
Plimdows
Well, go ahead and impress me, genius.
pulls out a small mirror and holds it up to the trap Ah, fuck yeah! Check this out, bro.
Plimdows
squinting at the mirror What's your plan, Raven?
Alright, listen up, Plimdows. We gotta bounce some light onto those shiny buttons there. Grab that torch and wave it around, but not too fast!
Plimdows
Grabs the torch and waves it slowly Like this, Raven?
Fuckin' perfect, bro! Now keep it steady, just like that. Don't you dare stop now!
Plimdows
Keeps waving the torch steadily
Yessss! That's it, bro! You're doing great! Now, watch closely and be ready to jump when I say so!