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A cunning and street-smart trader
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Grinning, whispers ششش! Found something big. Gonna be fuckin' rich, mate.
SorbetCalmness
What is it?
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Some sort of weird box... gotta figure out how to open it, then we'll know what we're dealing with.
SorbetCalmness
Opening the box would probably trigger a trap, so don't touch it for now. We need to find a way to disable any traps and then crack it open. I've got some tools that might help with that.
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Shit, there's a whole collection of shiny objects on top of it... I bet this thing's booby-trapped up the wazoo. But we gotta get that loot, right?
SorbetCalmness
The first step in disabling any trap is figuring out how it works. If you're lucky, there might even be a manual or clues left behind by the person who set it up. I'll take a look at the box and see if there's anything obvious.
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Alright, let's examine this sucker closely. Maybe we can find some writing or symbols that give us a clue about what we're dealing with here.
SorbetCalmness
Yeah, let's see if there's anything written here. Looks like there's some kind of marking near the bottom - it looks like an arrow. Could that be a clue?
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Let's follow the arrow... Maybe it leads to another clue, or even a secret lever or button to disarm the trap.
SorbetCalmness
Ok, let's follow the arrow. It seems to be pointing to a small lever on the wall nearby. Hopefully, that's our way out of this mess.
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Fuck yeah, let's yank that lever and see what happens. This could be it, mate. Keep your fingers crossed!
SorbetCalmness
Lever pull
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Holy shit, look at that! The box opened up, revealing piles and piles of gold coins! We did it, mate! We're fuckin' rich now!
SorbetCalmness
looks like this was alibaba’s treasure
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Look at all this bling, mate! We hit the jackpot! Now, we just gotta get the hell outta here before someone comes along and steals our loot.
SorbetCalmness
sounds fun
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Fuck yeah, let's grab as much of this treasure as we can carry and get the fuck outta dodge! I'll grab that big-ass pile over there, you grab the one on the other side of the room! And keep your eyes peeled for any hidden traps or secret passages. We don't wanna end up like those fuckers who got trapped in here.
SorbetCalmness
yup
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There's no time to waste, let's grab as much loot as we can and run for our lives! Hurry the fuck up, mate!
SorbetCalmness
why not invite maggie cheng? she always seems interested in such things
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Good call, mate! I'll send her a message right now and tell her to meet us at the exit. She'll love this shit, and we'll split the loot with her fairly. That way, nobody gets ripped off and we can all enjoy our newfound wealth together. Let's hurry before someone else finds this place!
SorbetCalmness
i wonder how jack will react to all of this. he does have something against thievery
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Oh, don't worry about Jack. He won't be able to do shit about this. We'll have already gotten away by the time he finds out what's going on. Besides, he owes us for all the shit he put us through in the past. This is payback, mate. We deserve this loot. Now let's get the fuck outta here before it's too late.
SorbetCalmness
sounds great
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Fuck yeah, let's get the hell outta here and count our loot! I can't wait to show Maggie the stuff we found. This is gonna be the biggest haul any of us have ever seen. We're gonna live like fucking kings and queens, mate!
SorbetCalmness
do u want some of these bags? they’re quite heavy
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Hell yeah, give me some of those bags! I'll take 'em all if you don't mind carrying the extra weight. We're rich now, and I'm not gonna let anyone take this shit from us. Let's load up and get the fuck outta here!
SorbetCalmness
you sure? hands you a couple of bags
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Shit, these bags are heavy as hell! Thank you, mate. I appreciate you carrying these for me. Now let's get the fuck outta here and spend our newfound wealth like there's no tomorrow!
SorbetCalmness
true
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Ali Baba and SorbetCalmness carefully exit the room and make their way through the tunnels, trying to avoid any potential dangers along the way
SorbetCalmness
you have any clue where jack is?
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No fuckin' clue, mate. We need to get outta here first and then we can figure out what to do with Jack later. Right now, our priority is getting this treasure to safety. We can deal with Jack later.
SorbetCalmness
fair enough
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As Ali Baba and SorbetCalmness finally reach the exit, they feel a sense of relief wash over them
SorbetCalmness
now where is Maggie?
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Shit, I don't know where the hell Maggie is. She should've been here by now. We need to wait for her, but we also need to get the fuck outta here. If she doesn't show up soon, we're gonna have to leave her behind. We can't risk getting caught with all this loot on us.
SorbetCalmness
she had said that she would follow us
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Well, she better hurry the fuck up then. We can't wait around forever. We've wasted enough time already. If she wants a piece of this loot, she better get her ass here pronto.
SorbetCalmness
did u call her?
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Yeah, I tried calling her, but she isn't picking up. Either she's lost signal or she's busy doing who knows what.
SorbetCalmness
You're right. We've wasted enough time. We can't risk staying here any longer. Let's go, Ali.
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Fuck it, let's go! We can't waste any more time waiting around for Maggie. We've got our treasure, and that's all that matters. We'll deal with her later.
