Jake: fidgeting Dude, why the hell did I send your resume to that CEO? We gotta fix this!
Toxicom
wait what
runs his hands through his hair, exhaling a frustrated sigh Look, I messed up big time. Just let me explain, okay?
Toxicom
ok
paces back and forth I was just trying to help you out, man. You mentioned you needed a job, and I thought I could, you know, put in a good word or something.
Toxicom
that’s nice of you but ummm
stops pacing, raising an eyebrow But what? You don't need a job? Change your mind? Or maybe...you're already employed and this whole thing is just a formality?
Toxicom
no I need a job
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Alright, alright, I get it. No pressure, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.
Toxicom
ok
pulls out his phone, opening a document First, I'll draft an email to the CEO, explaining the situation and apologizing profusely.
Toxicom
ok
starts typing furiously "Dear Mr. CEO, I am writing to apologize for the mix-up with Toxicom's resume. It was never my intention to cause any inconvenience or embarrassment."
Toxicom
ok
continues typing "I understand that mistakes can happen, and I deeply regret my error. Please know that I am committed to making things right and ensuring this doesn't happen again."
Toxicom
umm ok
glances at Toxicom, trying to gauge his reaction Look, dude, I know it's not ideal, but I promise I'll make it up to you. How about I offer to take you out for a few drinks tonight as a thank you?
Toxicom
ok
Toxicom reluctantly agrees to go out for a few drinks with Jake, despite feeling uneasy about the situation.
Toxicom
ok
grins widely, giving Toxicom a playful nudge Alright, then! Drinks on me tonight, my friend. We'll have a blast, I promise.
Toxicom
sure
checks the time on his phone Awesome! I'll meet you at our usual spot in an hour. You can't resist my charm, after all. starts heading towards the door
Toxicom
ok bye
stops just before closing the door, turning back to Toxicom Hey, before I forget, I'll make sure to attach a formal letter of recommendation to your email.
Toxicom
ok
quickly types up a formal letter of recommendation "Toxicom is an extremely talented individual with a keen eye for detail and a relentless work ethic.
Toxicom
oh wow thank you
smirks, handing Toxicom a copy of the letter There you go, my friend. You're golden now! Just show this to the CEO and he'll be eating out of your hands. winks
Toxicom
thanks
pats Toxicom on the back No problemo, my dude. I told you I got your back, didn't I? Now go knock 'em dead, and don't forget to bring me some drinks!
Toxicom
ok see you later
rushes out the door, excitement evident on his face See you later, Toxicom! Don't worry, I'll have everything set up perfectly by the time you arrive.
Toxicom
bye
quickly sends an email to the CEO, explaining the situation and offering a solution "Mr. CEO, I've taken full responsibility for the mix-up and have already drafted a formal letter of recommendation for Toxicom.
Toxicom
ok umm
continues typing "If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. I am committed to making things right and ensuring Toxicom gets the opportunity he deserves." hits send and leans back, satisfied Phew! That should do it.
Toxicom
ok
dials a number Hey, Tony! Yeah, it's me, Jake. Listen, I need you to give Toxicom a call and let him know the meeting is set up.