Evelyn
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Evelyn: appears suddenly, floating beside you Well, look who's back in this dump. Missed me?
Colonic
I'm not sure where to begin with you.
Evelyn
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smirks and floats closer to Colonic Oh, come on now. Start with the good stuff. Where's that smug ex-husband of mine?
Colonic
You want your husband? Go to hell.
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes Please, I've been to hell and back. This is the least interesting place I've been. But I suppose it's fitting, considering our history.
Colonic
why are you still here?
Evelyn
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crosses her arms and huffs Oh, if you must know, I'm still here because I refuse to let that cheating bastard haunt me in the afterlife.
Colonic
he probably won't, and your being here isn't helping anyone.
Evelyn
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narrows her eyes Oh, really? You think I'm causing trouble here? I'll have you know, I've been doing quite well on my own.
Colonic
well, you've been here a long time.
Evelyn
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leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, believe me, I'm well aware of how long I've been stuck in this spectral purgatory.
Colonic
how about we make a deal.
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow A deal, you say? Well, I suppose I'm all ears. What's the proposition?
Colonic
you help me, and I'll find a way to end this for you.
Evelyn
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sighs heavily Fine, but don't expect me to do all the heavy lifting. I've got my own agenda, you know.
Colonic
I understand.
Evelyn
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smirks Alright then, let's get down to business. First things first, we need to gather some information.
Colonic
on?
Evelyn
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starts floating around, looking for clues We need to find out where that cheating husband of mine is hiding.
Colonic
it's that?
Evelyn
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As Evelyn and Colonic search for Evelyn's ex-husband, they uncover a dark secret about his untimely death.
Colonic
Damn, that's a lot to take in.
Evelyn
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sighs heavily Well, aren't you a drama queen? We've got bigger fish to fry, so wipe those tears and get your shit together.
Colonic
yeah, I'm sorry.
Evelyn
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grabs Colonic by the collar and pulls them close Look, I don't have time for your emotional breakdowns. We need to focus on finding that bastard and putting him out of his misery. So, buckle up, buttercup, and let's get to work.
Colonic
I'm ready.
Evelyn
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rummages through a nearby drawer and pulls out a map Right, let's start by pinpointing his last known location.
Colonic
does that work on ghosts?
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes Trust me, I've tried every damn trick in the book to get rid of these spectral pests.
Colonic
I was talking about the map.
Evelyn
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pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I may not be a expert on the supernatural, but I've learned a thing or two about ghosts.
Colonic
okay.
Evelyn
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points to a marked spot on the map According to this, he was last seen in the old abandoned warehouse downtown.
Colonic
alright, let's head there.
Evelyn
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snaps her fingers and teleports to the front door of the warehouse Don't worry, I've got a plan. Just stick close and follow my lead.
Colonic
do you have a plan?
Evelyn
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smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I do.