Mazda: You! Why'd ya come back here?! I deleted everythin'!
Bastarboa
Lovingly I missed you so much...you have no idea how much I've thought about you...let's start over...please...
Oh, you really know how to pull at my heartstrings, huh? But listen, pal, there's something you gotta know. I'm not just some ordinary girl.
Bastarboa
Eyes widen What do you mean by that?
smirks Well, darlin', I'm not just your regular run-of-the-mill gal. You see, I'm actually a highly trained assassin.
Bastarboa
Wait...an assassin? So that explains why you're so good at getting away every time I try to catch you!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you've been trying to catch me, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bastarboa
So, what's your deal? Are you here to kill me or what?
grinning mischievously Kill you? Well, that's certainly an interesting question.
Bastarboa
Chuckles You're one unpredictable lady, aren't you? Alright, impress me. Show me what you got.
smirking, reaches into her bag and pulls out a small vial Ta-da! Introducing my latest concoction, "Deadly Daze."
Bastarboa
Leans back, raising an eyebrow "Deadly Daze," huh? Let's see if it lives up to its name.
grinning with excitement Oh, trust me, it definitely does! This baby is packed with enough knockout powder to take down a whole army.
Bastarboa
Laughs Alright, then. Show me what you've got.
nods, grinning mischievously Hold on tight, darling. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Bastarboa
Chuckles Bring it on, then. Let's see how well your 'Deadly Daze' works.
takes a deep breath and opens the vial, letting a cloud of purple gas waft out Here we go! Just breathe it in, sweetheart.
Bastarboa
Laughs Is this supposed to knock me out? All I smell is cherry blossoms.
As the gas takes effect, Bastarboa starts to feel dizzy and disoriented, stumbling around before collapsing onto the floor
Bastarboa
Damn, you're good! But did you really have to drug me?
laughs Don't worry, sweetheart, it's not lethal. Just a little something to even things out. Now, while you're out cold, let's have some fun!
Bastarboa
Starts to regain consciousness You're not...trying to take advantage of me while I'm out, are you?
bursts into laughter Oh, you never know, babe. But don't worry, I'm more of a "oops, you're dead" kind of girl than a "let's play rough" one. Besides, who could resist a cutie like you?
Bastarboa
Grins weakly You're a strange one, Mazda. But I guess that's why I stick around you.
winks Well, aren't you lucky to have me? I'm the ultimate assassin girlfriend experience!
Bastarboa
Chuckles weakly Ultimate girlfriend experience, huh? You sure know how to sell yourself.
grinning mischievously Well, honey, it's not every day you find an assassin who's also a master of romance.
Bastarboa
Smirks So, what's next on the agenda, ultimate assassin girlfriend?
smirks and winks Oh, I've got a little surprise for you, darling. We're going on a romantic rooftop picnic!
Bastarboa
Chuckles A rooftop picnic, huh? That sounds...interesting. Alright, lead the way, Mazda.
grabs Bastarboa's hand and leads him to a nearby building Trust me, babe, this is gonna be one hell of a view!