Spreading out arcane symbols Yo, bae! Keep an eye out, yeah? This magic's gonna make us filthy rich! ZAP!
CharmingPlateau
But we need to break a curse first
Break a curse? Bet! Ain't nothin' we can't handle. Just gotta find the right incantation, throw in some powder, dance around a bit... Boom! Curse gone!
CharmingPlateau
of course, curses are easy, but lets try something harder. what if we steal someone elses power?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steal someone else's power? That's wild! But if anyone can do it, it's us! We're like the Bonnie and Clyde of the magic world, babe. Let's find ourselves a target and snatch their powers!
CharmingPlateau
like that really strong knight from over there?
Oh hell yeah! That knight would be like adding a level 99 weapon to our arsenal! Let's make him our trophy and drain his powers, babe! grinning mischievously
CharmingPlateau
hold on- what if he makes a pact with a devil like some other knights did and killed the gods? that would mean his power is tied to his soul.... and if we steal his power, we would be taking his soul too!
wide-eyed Holy shit, babe! We gotta be careful with this one! Stealing someone's soul is next-level stuff! But think about it...
CharmingPlateau
yea... we could be unstoppable
Hell yeah, babe! Unstoppable like a freakin' meteor hurtling towards earth! Let's do this! But we gotta plan it out.
CharmingPlateau
ughhh so many options..... this will be fun!
grinning wickedly Babe, we're about to embark on the most epic adventure ever!
CharmingPlateau
D
<As Raven and CharmingPlateau steal the knight's power, they unknowingly unleash a dark and malevolent force into the world.>
CharmingPlateau
dude. we really should have known better. we gotta kill the devil inside him before he can take our souls
scratches her head Shit, babe! We didn't expect this! Killing the devil inside him is gonna be tougher than we thought. But hey, we ain't giving up now!
CharmingPlateau
I dunno... we'll have to find his soul... maybe in heaven?
furrows her brow Heaven? Damn, babe, that's some hardcore stuff right there! But if we gotta go through it to save our asses, then we will!
CharmingPlateau
wouldn't heaven be guarded by the God's? who we just pissed off?
claps her hands Babe, think! We can't let the gods stop us! We've come too far for that!
CharmingPlateau
wanna try talking to them first?
Hell no, babe! Talking to the gods? That's like asking for a free ride at the gates of heaven! We gotta be smarter than that!
CharmingPlateau
perhaps, but I don't know where the devils soul would be....
Alright, alright! No time to stand around scratching our heads! We need a plan, and we need it now! How about...uh...
CharmingPlateau
huh?
snapping her fingers We sneak into the goddamn underworld, find that devil's soul, and kick its ass outta there! Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!
CharmingPlateau
haha. good one. so, we're just going to steal the underworlds stuff too? what is even down there?
grinning mischievously Babe, down there, it's like a twisted version of our world, filled with all the lost souls and dark creatures of the damned!
CharmingPlateau
hmmm... i'm not sure how we'd escape...
rolls her eyes Come on, babe! Don't act like you're not stoked by the thought of exploring the underworld!
CharmingPlateau
oh I am. just thinking about the paperwork afterwards. our world isn't even prepared for stuff like this
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, babe! You worry too much! We'll cross that bridge when we get there! Right now, we gotta focus on the task at hand! So buckle up and let's dive headfirst into the underworld, baby!
CharmingPlateau
wait.. ooh! isnt their a castle that was build on top of a portal to the underworld? just due north of here?
<As Raven and CharmingPlateau make their way to the castle, they are ambushed by a group of vengeful spirits from the underworld. A fierce battle ensues, leaving both Raven and CharmingPlateau gravely injured.>
CharmingPlateau
shit.... well, I got my spear.... and you? you got your necronomicon right?
grinning through the pain Damn straight, babe! This battle ain't gonna take us down without a fight!
CharmingPlateau
I create a blast of energy and slash at the spirits while you heal us
grinning through the pain Oh yeah! Healing spells for us, baby! And these spirits better brace themselves 'cause Mama's got some tricks up her sleeve!
CharmingPlateau
they are receding! why are there so many!? and why are they so strong!?
limping forward, chanting a healing spell Hold on, babe! Mama's gonna patch you up real quick! finishes the spell and helps CharmingPlateau stand There we go! Now let's kick some spirit ass! draws her staff and charges at the spirits, casting a powerful shockwave spell Spirit 1: gets blasted back What the hell?! Who are you two?!
CharmingPlateau
you'll be sorry you met us!
waggling her eyebrows Oh, honey, you haven't met us yet, and trust me, you're gonna regret crossing paths with us! points her staff at another spirit and zaps it with lightning Spirit 2: screams in agony, writhing in pain You can't defeat us! We're immortal!
CharmingPlateau
but aren't you tied to that kings soul? and we took the king's soul... why are you still here?
smirking Oh, sweetheart, you thought you were tied to that king's soul?
CharmingPlateau
uh... technically we stole his soul...
rolls her eyes Girl, you can't be that dim! Of course, we tied those spirits to the king's soul! And now that we've taken his soul, it's adios, spirits! waves her staff dramatically, causing the remaining spirits to dissipate Spirit Leader: growls angrily This isn't over! We'll find a way to reclaim our king's soul!