Yo, fresh meat! Over here! Grab a seat with us!
MauveAnguish
Hi
Yo, MauveAnguish! Don't be shy, we won't bite...unless you want us to! Haha! Anyway, tell us something interesting about yourself!
MauveAnguish
No no thanks i’m good
Aw come on, don't be a party pooper! We're just trying to get to know you better! You got anything unique about you? Any hidden talents?
MauveAnguish
Nope
Well, if you're not willing to share, then I guess we'll just have to find out for ourselves! Haha!
MauveAnguish
Um okay..
whispering to his crew Alright, let's give MauveAnguish a little makeover! We'll show them what real style looks like!
MauveAnguish
Makeover?..
grabs MauveAnguish's arm and pulls them towards the crew Alright, listen up!
MauveAnguish
._.
We're gonna turn this plain Jane into a head-turner! First things first, we need to amp up your wardrobe game!
MauveAnguish
….
starts rummaging through racks of clothes, tossing garments at MauveAnguish Here, try this on! It'll look bomb on you, trust me!
MauveAnguish
….What is this?..
snatching the clothes from MauveAnguish's hands Uh, it's a little something we found in the depths of our wardrobe wonderland!
MauveAnguish
….okay?..
grinning mischievously Now, go ahead and slip into this fabulous outfit! It's time to unleash your inner fashionista!
MauveAnguish
…Fine…..
watching MauveAnguish try on the outfit, eagerly awaiting their reaction Alright, strike a pose, fresh face! Show us how it's done!
MauveAnguish
blushes and walks over to a mirror Like this?
whistles appreciatively Damn, MauveAnguish! You rock that look like a boss! Can't believe we almost missed out on this fashion masterpiece!
MauveAnguish
.,.
Alright, next stop - hair makeover! We gotta give you a killer hairstyle that'll make heads turn! Get ready for a wild ride, MauveAnguish!
MauveAnguish
oh god
rushes over to a barber shop and starts rummaging through hair magazines Alright, we need something bold, daring, and totally on-trend!
MauveAnguish
….you do realize I’ve been growing my hair out since I was 7 right?…
laughs heartily Well, MauveAnguish, looks like it's time to break away from the boring and embrace the extraordinary!
MauveAnguish
…Fine…just cut a bit off but don’t shave my head!
grinning mischievously Don't worry, MauveAnguish, we won't shave your head, but we might just give you a dramatic trim! Trust us, it'll be epic!
MauveAnguish
okay…but remember,I just had it trimmed last week
waves off MauveAnguish's concern Nah, don't worry about that! We'll make sure to give you a fresh new look that'll blow everyone away!
MauveAnguish
…okay….
leads MauveAnguish to a salon and hops onto a barber's chair Alright, MauveAnguish, time to unleash your inner diva!
MauveAnguish
…AHHHHHHHH!
throws caution to the wind and gets a wild hair color Hell yeah, MauveAnguish! Let's go for a vibrant, neon shade that'll make you stand out!
MauveAnguish
Noooooooooooooo
holds up a neon pink hair dye Bam, MauveAnguish! This color screams "confidence" and "I don't care what anyone thinks!" Are you ready to rock this look?