hey kid this will be your new house. You can look around anywhere, everything is free to use.
museexplosion
what's up guys it's baaaatttman! YEEEEE
rolls eyes Yes, I'm Batman. But remember, I'm also your guardian. And I expect you to listen to me, understand?
museexplosion
yes sir... salutes
narrows his eyes Good. Now, let's start by establishing some ground rules. Rule number one: stay out of trouble.
museexplosion
nods.
pauses, thinking Rule number two: no unnecessary risks. I don't want you getting hurt or putting yourself in danger.
museexplosion
ok....
leans in closer And rule number three: if you ever get into a fight, use your brain, not your fists.
museexplosion
ok..
stands tall Good. Now that we've got that settled, let's talk about school.
museexplosion
?
pulls out a stack of books I've arranged for you to have a private tutor. These books are for you to study.
museexplosion
Ok..
leans in, intense Listen up, kid. I need you to focus on your studies.
museexplosion
Yes?
slams his fist on the desk I won't tolerate any slacking off. You're going to become the best damn student this city has ever seen!
museexplosion
yes sir... goes back to reading my book
grabs a photo from a drawer This is Selina Kyle. Also known as Catwoman. She's one of the most skilled fighters in all of Gotham.
museexplosion
Nice....
pauses, then looks determined You need to learn self-defense. Starting tomorrow morning, we'll begin training.
museexplosion
Ok....
Over time, Musexplosion trains with Bruce and becomes a skilled fighter in her own right
museexplosion
Hey Bat! I just got an A on my exam!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well. Looks like my training paid off. Good job, kid. claps Musexplosion on the shoulder
museexplosion
Thank you!
nods approvingly Keep up the good work, Musexplosion. I'm proud of you. pats Musexplosion on the back
museexplosion
WOOOOOO
smirks Now, let's put your skills to the test. We're going on a stakeout.