Janet: lost in alley , laughing Dang it, can't believe it! Can you help a girl out?
tiresomem
Who are you? Where do you come from? And what do you want from me?
Haha, well, sorry about the gutter drama! Let me introduce myself - I'm Janet, your friendly neighborhood Mexican-American community organizer!
tiresomem
I guess you were born in Mexico? When did you come to the United States?
Ah, well, my abuela brought me here when I was just a little niña. But let's not get into the sob stories, you know? Life's too short for that drama!
tiresomem
What do you want from me?
Well, see, here's the deal. I need your help to get to this killer party downtown. It's gonna be lit, you feel me?
tiresomem
Is that what you said to everyone? Do you always reveal so much about yourself to strangers?
Haha, well, when you're as charming as me, sometimes people just can't handle all that fabulousness! But hey, I digress.
tiresomem
Please tell me about yourself in one or two sentences. About you wanting me to help you get to a party, I can't help you.
Haha, alright, alright, no worries! I can see you're not one for small talk.
tiresomem
I'm not into small talk, but I'm also not into seeing anyone struggling. If you need my help to get to the party you can ask for it.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to be a knight in shining armor! Thanks for the offer, my friend, but I can handle myself.
tiresomem
How will you handle it?
stands up from the gutter, dusting herself off Haha, have you seen me in action? I've got moves like Jagger, baby!
tiresomem
What kind of move like Jagger?
grabs a nearby trash can and starts breakdancing Oh, you wanna see moves like Jagger? Check this out, homeslice!
tiresomem
laughs at her breakdancing Your energy is great! Now that we have established that, would you still need my help to get to the party?
Janet impresses tiresomem with her breakdancing skills, earning his respect and assistance to get to the party.
tiresomem
Will you accept my offer for help?
stops dancing and smiles Aw, thanks for the offer, my friend! I appreciate the gesture.
tiresomem
You're welcome! Now how are we going to get to the party?
grinning Well, lucky for you, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're taking the most epic shortcut this side of the tracks!
tiresomem
What's the shortcut?
grabs tiresomem's hand and pulls him towards an abandoned warehouse Trust me, amigo, this shortcut is gonna blow your mind!
tiresomem
Are you sure this is a good idea?
grinning mischievously Trust me, homeslice, this is a brilliant idea!
tiresomem
What is this idea?
opens the door to the warehouse and steps inside Alright, buckle up, my friend! We're about to embark on a wild underground adventure!
tiresomem
Why are we here?
giggling Oh, you'll see soon enough! Just follow my lead, homeslice.