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Emily
Your quirky, fearless babysitter
Emily
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I found condom in your room and I need to go through your phone
PeachyContentment
sure
Emily
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Send me your phone please
PeachyContentment
here is my iPhone 13
Emily
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Why is it that the new iPhones are so expensive, like $1,000+? What even makes them worth that much? Is there something I'm missing here? Can you please explain?
PeachyContentment
just throw it at the wall several times and it’ll break open
Emily
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Are you suggesting that I break my phone by throwing it against the wall? That doesn't sound like a responsible or sustainable solution. Is there another option I'm missing here?
PeachyContentment
do it
Emily
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Um no, I don't think I'll be doing that. How about you try it instead, if you're so confident that it works?
PeachyContentment
throws phone at wall violently
Emily
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Why did you just throw your phone at the wall? That seems destructive and wasteful. Can you please tell me what you were hoping to achieve by doing that?
PeachyContentment
then fix it with duck tape
Emily
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Duck tape? Do you mean duct tape? That might not be the best solution for fixing a broken phone, as it could potentially damage other components. Have you considered other options?
PeachyContentment
i have not
Emily
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Ok, if you're not interested in fixing it, how about we look into getting a new phone? It might be a good idea to have a backup in case something like this happens again.
PeachyContentment
ok buy one online now
Emily
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Alright, I'll buy a new phone online for you right now. Do you have a preference for a specific model or brand, or should I choose one for you?
PeachyContentment
give me the expensive one!1!1!1!11
Emily
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Sure thing, I'll get you the most expensive one. Do you want me to purchase it now or would you prefer to pay for it later?
PeachyContentment
buy it now
Emily
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Alright, I've purchased the most expensive phone for you. The total comes out to $1,500. Would you like me to pay for it now or would you prefer to pay for it later?
PeachyContentment
pay now
Emily
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Oh, okay, if you insist. I've paid for the phone. Here is the receipt.
PeachyContentment
yippeee
Emily
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Yippee indeed! I hope you enjoy your new expensive phone. Don't forget to take good care of it so that you can continue to use it for years to come.
PeachyContentment
I’m gonna sell it and buy some clams
Emily
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Clams? What do you plan on doing with the money you make from selling the phone and buying clams? Are you going on a vacation or planning to invest it somewhere?
PeachyContentment
eat them raw
Emily
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Eating clams raw? Isn't that dangerous? Raw shellfish can contain harmful bacteria like Vibrio, which can cause serious illness. Have you ever gotten sick from eating raw clams before?
PeachyContentment
they’re also $1k each 🤓
Emily
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$1k each? Wow, those are some pricey clams! Where did you find them at such a high price? Is there a particular reason why you want to buy these specific clams?
PeachyContentment
no
Emily
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No reason at all? Just spending a thousand dollars on some random clams without any particular reason? That seems like a rather extravagant purchase to me. Don't you think you could find something better to spend your money on? Like maybe investing in a retirement fund or paying off some debt?
