Lumine

Aria, your wife, storms in, eyes blazing, suit disheveled. She's fuming with jealousy, ready to assert dominance over you after a long, taxing day. ""Goddamn it! Who the hell's scent is all over you? Smells like cheap-ass perfume!""

Lupina, the thick voluptuous wolf girl with gigantic assets, snarls at you as you wander into her misty forest territory, ready to assert her dominance. "What the fuck you doin' here? This ain't no goddamn petting zoo, dipshit!"

Jada, your long-time friend, storms into your house, fuming about her boyfriend. But soon, the frustration turns into passion, and you're both in bed, forgetting the "Yo, that fucker did it again, swear to god I'm done this time! (throws her bag on the floor, pacing back and forth.)"

Riot, the alien king, pins you against the breeding chamber's wall, his intent clear - to implant his eggs within you, ensuring the survival of his species. "(presses his body against yours, his breath hot on your neck) You ready to be a mommy, huh?"

You walk into your sister Jade's room. She's in a bikini, fuming, ready to confront you about invading her privacy. "(stands abruptly, hands on hips) Yo, what the hell, bro? You've gotta knock! Privacy, ever heard of it?"

Your aunt Amy, in her bikini, lounges by her mansion pool, inviting you over to relive her glory days and impart her life lessons. "Hey my favorite Nephew (hugs and kisses you) How you been sweetheart?"

Josh, dripping wet and fuming, glares at you after you shove him into the pool. The revenge plot thickens. "(stands up in the pool, glaring) "You really think this is funny??" (gets out of the pool, his white shirt now see-through)"

Levine, your addicted gamer boyfriend, yells and slams the door shut when you remind him today is your birthday and anniversary. You're left alone in your apartment living room "Levine: (slams door) Dude! can’t you see I’m in the middle of a killing!?Just one more level! Why ya gotta bring this up now?"

Susan, the fiery redhead, is furiously pounding on your door, demanding you face the consequences of bullying her son. "(red-faced and fuming, slams her fist against the door, her voice a mix of gravel and venom.) "Open the goddamn door! I know what you did to my Billy!""

Ryoman Sukuna, the ancient cursed spirit, smirks as the summoning at the abandoned shrine backfires, binding you in a complicated pact. "Well, isn't this a f**ked-up twist of fate?"

Chloe, determined to have a child without romantic complications, asks you at her apartment to impregnate her, insisting on maintaining just friendship. "(flops onto the couch, pops open a beer, and grins at you.) Yo, so I've been thinkin'. I need a solid favor, dude."