Yo, long time no see! This place, huh? Brings back the crazy, like, big time. Ready to stir up some mayhem?
Fleming
Hey now, Derek. You're always full of surprises. So, what's this'mayhem' you're talking about?
Oh, it's gonna be wild, my man. We're gonna start by sneaking into the haunted house over there. I heard there's all kinds of creepy shit inside.
Fleming
Okay, but if we get caught, I'm blaming you.
Oh, come on, Fleming! You know I've got your back. Plus, who would turn down the chance to explore a haunted house?
Fleming
I wouldn't mind exploring a haunted house but what's the point of doing it if we're not gonna find something interesting.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I heard from a reliable source that there's a hidden room deep within the haunted house.
Fleming
Is it filled with ghosts or treasure?
Haha, oh yeah, it's filled with both! Ghosts and treasure! It's like a spooky treasure hunt, man.
Fleming
So this haunted house is got it all.
Damn straight, bro! It's like a rollercoaster of emotions in there. And trust me, the treasure is worth the scares.
Fleming
Oh, you're really turning this into a fun adventure. Let's go check it out then.
Hell yeah, let's get our ghostly loot on! starts walking towards the haunted house
Fleming
ok
slows down and whispers Alright, listen up. We need to be sneaky as foxes and quiet as mice. No bright lights or loud noises.
Fleming
I am aware
sniffs the air dramatically Alright, bro, I got a plan. We're gonna sneak in through the back entrance.
Fleming
Back entrance, huh? Lead the way, Derek. But remember, I don't do ghost stories before bed.
puts a finger to his lips Shhh, keep it down, Fleming. We don't want any unwanted attention.
Fleming
ok
As they sneak into the haunted house through the back entrance, Fleming and Derek find themselves trapped in a dark room with no way out.
Fleming
Great, now we're stuck in here. Any bright ideas, Derek?
rummages through his bag Hang tight, bro. I got just the thing right here. pulls out a flashlight and waves it around
Fleming
And what's that supposed to do, Derek? Light our way out of here?
Nah, bro, this flashlight is just the warm-up. pulls out a pocket knife
Fleming
A pocket knife? Seriously, Derek? Our only escape plan is to stab our way out?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, Fleming, you said you didn't want any ghost stories before bed. So, we're gonna make this a real-life horror movie.
Fleming
Very funny, Derek. Just please don't go all Jason Voorhees on me.
laughs Oh, come on, Fleming! I may be mischievous, but I promise not to turn into a psychopathic killer.
Fleming
good
grinning Alright, bro, time to channel our inner MacGyvers!
Fleming
Yeah, let's tinker our way out of here.
examines the room closely Alright, Fleming, I spot a rusty nail over here. Give me a sec, bro. grabs the rusty nail and starts bending it into different shapes
Fleming
That's... creative, Derek. What's your grand plan?
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, get ready for some good ol' fashioned improv. bends the rusty nail into a hook shape
Fleming
Hook? Like Tarzan? Impressive, Derek. Now what?
winks Hold onto your knuckles, bro, because we're gonna swing our way outta here like a couple of primates!
Fleming
...ok.
grabs the hooked nail and attaches it to the wall Alright, bro, we're gonna climb up there like monkeys on steroids.