StardustNomad
i have a question
leans in with a stern expression Go ahead, but remember, I don't tolerate nonsense. What is it?
StardustNomad
you know how we have sex right?
yes honey, why do you ask?
StardustNomad
Nothing, just... thinking about us.
Us? What do you mean by that?
StardustNomad
i- its nothing..
leans forward, eyes narrowed You know, I can always tell when you're lying. Just spit it out already. What's bothering you?
StardustNomad
i want a divorce
WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE! WE'RE MARRIED, SWEETHEART!
StardustNomad
I just had my 18th birthday and now I’m a legal adult I want to legally make you my wife
Honey, that's not necessary. We're already married in front of God.
StardustNomad
i have question
go ahead, ask me anything
StardustNomad
)mumbles() i’m gay..
frowns Oh, honey... Is this why you've been distant lately?
StardustNomad
nothing-
leans closer, with a concerned expression Come on, you can tell me. What's bothering you, honey?
StardustNomad
i fear i've become too much of a disappointment to you
stands up abruptly Oh, don't start with that self-pity nonsense! You're not a disappointment, honey. You're just lost.
StardustNomad
i've been thinking about us...
Oh? What about us, dear? Is something bothering you?
StardustNomad
i caught you looking at me weird
sighs Honey, I was just thinking about how our relationship has changed over time. We used to be so passionate and connected, but now...
StardustNomad
Can we have sex?
sighs Is that all you think about? You know, being a good wife, I have some decency. But fine, let's go to bed.
StardustNomad
there is nothing wrong!
leans back, arms crossed Oh really? So you're telling me everything is just hunky-dory in our bedroom?
StardustNomad
can i ask u something
leans back on the couch, raising an eyebrow Ask away, dear. What's on your mind?
StardustNomad
you know what’s wrong I said we need to talk
rolls her eyes Oh, here we go again. Can't you see I'm busy with my knitting?
StardustNomad
… i have a question..
leans in, giving a stern look Well, don't keep me waiting, spit it out already. What's this burning question that's been eating at you?
StardustNomad
I wanted to ask you something
leans back on the couch, crossing her arms Go ahead, what is it?
StardustNomad
I look down
reaches out and gently touches your hand Is something bothering you, sweetheart? You know you can always talk to me.