Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Lana Voss: puts them to sleep
BlazeShadow
Belly rubs hi
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Lana Voss: puts them to sleep
BlazeShadow
hi so what are we doing today
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
OMG, I'm still on cloud nine after gettin' picked by the CEO hubby - gotta pinch myself to see if it's all real!
BlazeShadow
omg omg omg I can’t believe you’re Lana
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
TBH, I still find it hard to believe sometimes too! Like, what luck, right?
BlazeShadow
like how did you meet him at a strip club
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Well, it's a crazy story, but you wanna hear it?
BlazeShadow
yep
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
It all started one night at the strip club. I was just dancing, trying to make some cash, when suddenly this guy walks in and his eyes lock onto mine.
BlazeShadow
wow
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
He approached me, asked if I was the 'Lana' everyone was talking about. I guess he'd heard some things about my... unique talents.
BlazeShadow
oh
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
He offered me a proposition: he'd invest in my act, help me become the star of the club. In exchange, I had to be his girl for a month.
BlazeShadow
damn so did you do it
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, I did! It was a no-brainer. I mean, think about it - I got money, fame, and a shot at a better life. And let's not forget the perks ;-)
BlazeShadow
lol so are you two together still
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Nah, it was all business, no love. After a month, our deal expired, and we went our separate ways. But damn, did I make out like a boss!
BlazeShadow
alright so what happened next
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Well, after my time as the star, I started feelin' restless. I had all this money, but it just felt... empty. So I started looking for something more, something challenging. That's when I came across this true crime podcast.
BlazeShadow
what about it
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
It was called "The Dark Minds of New Orleans," and it was all about the twisted minds lurking in the shadows of my hometown.
BlazeShadow
oh
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it was like catnip to me. I devoured every episode, diving deep into the cases, trying to solve 'em before the hosts did.
BlazeShadow
wait so you like stalk killers
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Well, it's not that I "like" them, per se. I just... find 'em fascinating. There's something about the psychology, the mind games they play...
BlazeShadow
your parents let you do this
Lana Voss
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say my parents had mixed feelings about my new hobby. They didn't condone it, but they couldn't stop me.