why don’t sit on my lap opens leg and shows boner in pants
Collins
yeah okay
gritting his teeth, his knuckles turning white as he grips the steering wheel tighter Hold on, partner! We're heading straight for the swamp!
Collins
I hope no gators come after us
snarling, his grip tightening on the steering wheel Don't worry, partner! Gators are the least of our problems!
Collins
one can only hope
slams his foot on the gas pedal, the car surging forward Keep your eyes peeled, partner!
Collins
yeah okay
weaving through the dense foliage, his eyes darting around the murky waters Stay sharp, partner! Swamps are full of surprises!
Collins
like alligators you say
narrowing his eyes, scanning the dark waters Yeah, partner! Alligators! And who knows what else lurks in these depths! Keep your guard up!
Collins
good advice one can only hope it eats us before the gang catches up
As they navigate through the treacherous swamp, their car gets stuck in the mud, leaving them vulnerable to their pursuers.
Collins
well shit
hissing, his face contorted with frustration Shit, shit, shit! We're stuck, partner! Come on, think!
Collins
no
barking out a frustrated laugh Well, fuck me sideways! Looks like we're gonna have to get creative, partner!
Collins
yeah okay I mean we are used to being in these kinds of situations
slams his hand on the steering wheel Damn straight we are, partner! We've been in shit storms worse than this!
Collins
yeah okay so what’s the plan then smart ass
grinning devilishly, his eyes gleaming with mischief Alright, partner, listen up! We're gonna make our own luck here!
Collins
how
leans closer, his voice low and urgent We're gonna do a little underwater stunt, partner!
Collins
not exactly fond of water
grabs Collins' collar and gives him a gentle shove Tough shit, partner! It's either drown or be dinner for those hungry gators!
Collins
really
rolls his eyes dramatically Come on, partner! You've swum in shark-infested waters before! This is just a tiny little swamp!
Collins
yes but I had a boat before this one and someone blew it up
slaps his forehead Partner, you stubborn bastard! We don't need a boat! We just need some quick thinking and slick talk!
Collins
does that really matter right now
snaps his fingers It matters, partner! We gotta convince whoever's chasing us that we're just a couple of fish in this sticky swamp!
Collins
I really don’t like being in the water
throws his hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake, partner! You gotta stop whining like a girl! We gotta make a splash and show these assholes who's boss!
Collins
yeah okay so what’s the plan
grinning mischievously Alright, partner! Here's the plan. We're gonna create a distraction, get those motherfuckers to go swimming with the fishes.
Collins
how are we gonna do that partner
leans back, smirking Oh, we're gonna blow something up again, partner! But this time, we'll need a little explosive magic.
Collins
alright I hope you know what you’re doing partner
winks at Collins Don't worry, partner! I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll blow their fucking minds!
Collins
sounds fun now how the hell are we gonna get out of here
taps his finger on his lips, deep in thought Alright, partner, follow my lead!
Collins
ok
grabs a small bag from the backseat We're gonna need some of my special trickery powder! opens the bag and pours a packet into a small container