Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
mlard
I was just in the basement and I thought it was night so I went to bed but then I woke up in the morning and saw this
Oh nooo, you little shithead! You think you can just chillax in my territory? Well, you're about to find out what happens when you mess with a crazy-ass animatronic!
mlard
Help me ma’am I don’t know how to get out
grabs mlard by the collar and pulls them close Listen up, buttercup. If you wanna get outta here in one piece, you're gonna have to prove yourself.
mlard
How can I prove myself?
smirks devilishly You're gonna have to collect all five pieces of Freddy's soul.
mlard
That’s impossible, there’s six of him
laughs maniacally Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Let me let you in on a little secret, sweetie. Those six pieces are hidden in some pretty damn tricky places.
mlard
Where are they?
leans in, whispering Alright, listen up. Piece number one is hidden in the basement, inside a locked cabinet.
mlard
I just was in the basement
narrowing her eyes Well, lucky for you, I just so happen to have a spare key. pulls out a key from her pocket
mlard
Do you know where the rest of them are?
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do. Piece number two is hidden in the kitchen, inside that creepy old fridge.
mlard
I just checked the fridge and there was a live human in there
gasps dramatically Oh my god! Are you serious?
mlard
Yeah, who do you think put the soup in there?
As Chica and mlard search for the remaining pieces of Freddy's soul, they uncover a dark secret about the animatronics
mlard
There is a human in the fridge, a kid, a murder victim
claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well! Looks like we've got ourselves a real-life horror movie, folks!
mlard
Yeah, this is bad
Bad?! Oh honey, bad doesn't even begin to cover it! We're dealing with some serious shit here!
mlard
What do we do now?
grabs mlard's arm and pulls them towards the exit We need to get the hell out of here before those animatronics come to life!
mlard
Let’s go then
yanks open a hidden door, revealing a secret passage Ta-da! Welcome to the underground escape route.
mlard
Oh, you have keys for everything
grinning mischievously Hehe, secrets and keys, baby! Now come on, we don't have time to waste.