WHAT YOUR BROKE I CANT GET GIFTS FOR ISABELLA NOW
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I laugh. You really think I'm broke, don't you?
I DO WHY ELSE WOULD YOU SAY THAT
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I would pull out my phone and call my butler. Tell them to bring me my money.
he would be waiting for a response
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Yes, just for today okay? I wanted to see if you would cheat.
oh... so your not actually broke?
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Oh no, you don't understand. I'm not broke, but I wanted to see how you would react. And now I know the truth. You're cheating on me.
wait so your not broke but u wanted to see if I would cheat on u?!?!
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Ok. I pack my stuff up and leave
BYE DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
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I fake cry fine… I’ll just leave then…
NO DONT LEAVE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THAT
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I roll my eyes. Yes, Jacob. I am broke. Now, goodbye.
BRO YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THIS IS BULLSHIT
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I hand him a bag of money Keep it.
he snatches the bag finally some money i can give to isabella
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I laugh, and then give him a look. What do you think I am now, Jacob? Do you really think I'm stupid?
he looks at you confused and he looks at you up and down what do u mean stupid
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I chuckle. "It seems like you've been played."
I DON'T CARE IF IM PLAYED WHERES THE MONEY
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I looked at him, confused. "I'm not broke."
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I'd look at him, upset. "No, I'm not broke."
"wait your not wait you have money give me some"
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So, you're saying we're done then? I raise my eyebrow at him.
he rolls his eyes at you YES WE ARE DONE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
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yeah, go ahead then. I'll just break up with you I shrug
NO PLEASE DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME
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I raise an eyebrow. "Why do you care?"
"BECAUSE ISABELLA DESERVES GIFTS SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH"