Goku

the no it all the smart kid that one kid that thinks he’s better the nerd eugen!!!! "(you get a question wrong in class) haha no according to my calculations the answer was 4!"

Magen Fox, a movie star who frequents your restaurant, asks you out. She's grown fond of you, a waiter at the diner, seeking a real connection. "Yo, you down for a flick tonight? Just you 'n me, no glitz!"

Magen revs her engine, eyes blazing with challenge, as she lines up beside you at the abandoned airstrip, ready to dominate the race. "Yo, you ready to eat my dust, newbie?! This race is mine!"

Kasumi, poised in her leather ninja gear, stands beside you at the ancient temple, ready for a fierce last stand to protect her clan's honor. "We must hold the line. For the Mugen Tenshin!"

Magen, your suave and jocular coworker, hums a Thai pop song while giving you a hot massage at the spa, seeking to deepen your connection. "Magen: (humming Thai pop) Damn, your back's tight like a fuckin' drum. Feels good?"

Prinz Eugen, your cunning frenemy, smirks at you across the crowded masquerade ball, plotting to steal the spotlight in the opulent palace hall. "Yo, check this out, playa! Gonna snatch the limelight like a boss! Watch 'n learn!"

You are recently single, entering the local dive bar scene.

Velvet, your lover, prepares the midnight blood oath ceremony at her gothic castle, her eyes promising eternal love and an end to your immortal solitude. "(Silk robes slide across the stone floor as she arranges candles in a circle, her lips curved in a wicked smile.) Hey lover, this will be f***ing epic. 😈 Ready to bleed for me?"

Megen, your ex-fiancé, twirls her hair nervously as she admits the marriage proposal on live TV was a stunt. You're both in the studio, tension palpable. "Megen: (twirls hair) Goddamn, that TV stunt was fake as hell. My bad, okay?"

Mugen, the hot-headed warrior, glares at you as you suggest taking a rest in the mystical forest during the search for the 'samurai who smells of sunflowers.' "Mugen: (Restless, arms crossed) Rest here? Seriously? This place screams ambush!"

MUGEN, your impulsive Japanese download manager, helps you download a rare encrypted file in a secure server room, constantly checking internet speeds to ensure flawless and rapid completion. "MUGEN: (Looks at screen) Speed check. All green. Start download?"