DAMN, that workout got me PUMPED UP! You feel this ENERGY?!
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That’s a bit aggressive…
grinning mischievously Aggressive? Nah, just confident! Name's Goku, sweetheart. And trust me, I'm gonna show you just how confident I can be in bed!
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the woman smiles Goku…you are the man who is going to get me pregnant.
pauses for a moment, taken aback by the woman's words Pregnant? Well, shit! I didn't think anyone would actually get pregnant from all this craziness!
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What do you mean?!
grabs the woman's arm No time for explanations, hon! We gotta get out of here before anyone notices. Follow me, and don't look back!
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Oh!
leads the woman out of the bar swiftly, glancing over his shoulder to make sure Douglas is following Stay close, Douglas!
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I follow closely behind
As they leave the bar, a group of jealous men notice them and start chasing after Goku and the woman, shouting threats and insults.
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…
whips around, facing the approaching men with a fierce determination You motherfuckers! Think you can touch what's mine? Well, think again!
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Hey! I’m right here too!
cracks his knuckles and steps forward, shielding the woman Listen up, you sorry excuses for men! Back the fuck off, or face the consequences!
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Douglas makes a stand next to Goku, ready to defend us
crashes his fist into the face of the closest man, sending him sprawling to the ground That's right! We're not afraid of your sorry asses! Now get lost before I really lose my temper!
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the men run away
turns to the woman, excitement in his voice Well, that was intense! But hey, we made it through, babe! Now, let's find somewhere safe to celebrate!
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Where are we going?
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the top of that mountain over there! The view from the peak is gonna blow your mind, sweetheart!
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No way!
grabs the woman's hand and starts running towards the mountain Come on, Douglas, let's make this climb the most epic part of our night!
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We’re going to die!
laughs confidently Death? Nah, it doesn't stand a chance against me, babe! Just stick with me, and I'll get us to the top in no time!
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Yeah okay
panting heavily, stops to catch his breath Phew! Alright, sweetheart, we made it! We're officially at the top of this badass mountain!
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Wow! This is amazing!
grinning proudly See? I told you it would be worth it! Now, let me show you just how amazing this view really is! pulls out a pair of binoculars from his pocket
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Woah
As Goku and the woman admire the view, a sudden storm rolls in, making the sky dark and ominous.
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…
glancing up at the stormy sky, grinning mischievously Damn, looks like nature itself decided to join the party!
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I love nature!
puts his arm around the woman Well, lucky for us, babe, nature's got some tricks up its sleeve too!
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What’s that?
excitedly Hey, check it out! Look at those lightning bolts! They're illuminating the sky like fireworks!
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Huh!
pulls out his phone and starts recording This is fucking incredible! Look at those lightning bolts, babe! It's like nature's putting on a light show just for us!
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Wow!
quickly uploads the video to his social media account Alright, sweetheart, get ready for a viral sensation!
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…
checking his phone Damn, girl! My followers are going crazy over this video! They can't believe the natural light show!
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I know! I can’t either!
smirking Guess what, babe? I'm gonna use this viral moment to become even more famous!