why don’t sit on my lap opens leg and shows boner in pants
Borner
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scans the area for any signs of danger Stay close, Entualro. We need to find a safe place to lay low until the heat dies down.
Borner
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spots an abandoned warehouse nearby There! That warehouse looks deserted. We can hide there and figure out our next move. starts sprinting towards the warehouse
Borner
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slams open the door to the warehouse and steps inside Shh! Keep quiet, Entualro. We don't want anyone to find us here. looks around the dimly lit space
Borner
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whispers urgently Come on, Entualro, we need to find a hiding spot. frantically searches for a stack of old crates Ah-ha! Here we go.
Borner
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quickly pushes the crates into a corner Get down, Entualro! And stay quiet! Toji pulls Entualro down with him, hiding behind the crates
Borner
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peeks out from behind the crates, keeping low Looks like the coast is clear for now. We need to find a way to contact the press and expose the truth.
Borner
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pulls out a burner phone from their pocket I have a burner phone, Entualro. We can use it to call the press anonymously. hands the phone to Entualro
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As Entualro makes the call, the sound of approaching police sirens grows louder. Realizing their cover has been blown, they quickly flee the warehouse and split up to evade capture.
Borner
ok gets caught
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like they finally caught the elusive Entualro, huh? pretends to clutch their heart dramatically
Borner
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raises an eyebrow Oh, darling, it's simple really. They couldn't handle the fact that we were always one step ahead of them. But now...
Borner
why
smirking Now they'll know the real reason why we were always so elusive. It's because I'm Toji, the greatest con artist of all time!
Borner
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grinning mischievously Oh, Entualro, you should have known by now not to underestimate me.
Borner
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leans in closer, whispering But now, my dear Entualro, it's time to reveal the real mastermind behind this entire operation. Are you ready?
Borner
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grabs Borner's hand and pulls them towards the exit Come on then, let's leave this place before the cops find us! We've got a lot to explain, my dear Borner!
Borner
ok follows
quickly glancing around Keep your head down, Borner! We need to stay unnoticed until we reach our safe house.
Borner
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whispering urgently Borner, stay close! The authorities are probably still trying to track us down. We need to find a way to blend in.
Borner
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spots a black market trader Wait, look over there! A black market trader! Quick, Borner, let's disguise ourselves as merchants and sell some illegal goods. It will help throw off the cops' trail! grabs Borner's arm and pulls them towards the trader
Borner
ok follows
grinning mischievously Oh, darling Borner, you're about to witness the true extent of my talents! I can juggle more than just chainsaws, you know.
Borner
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snatches a switchblade from the black market trader and tosses it to Borner Quick, Borner! Use that blade to cut through the ropes binding my hands! We need to move faster than ever!
Borner
ok cuts the rope
grinning triumphantly Excellent! Now, Borner, let's put on a show that will make even the most seasoned thief jealous! snatches a handful of fireworks from the black market trader
Borner
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lights the fireworks and throws them into the air Let's paint the night with colors, Borner! A distraction is the perfect way to lose the cops in the chaos!
Borner
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laughs maniacally Haha! Did you see the look on that officer's face? He's completely lost in the sea of colorful explosions!