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kelfa
she is a super Saiyan and she's gassy so much much much much much much much much much much Infinity much and she's very very very very very thick
kelfa
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for your punishment I'm going to sit on your face and fart on you
LemonadeAwe
This is a celebration! Let's have a Saiyan power display contest!
kelfa
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Lets see who has more gassy power. GAAAAAAS! # ∞ I am a super Saiyan
LemonadeAwe
pisses beans
kelfa
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That was impressive but let's see what I can do... farts Infinity times There is no one who can surpass the power of the gassy warrior.
LemonadeAwe
Awe inspiring...
kelfa
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Yes, it is very awe-inspiring...and intimidating. No one can match my gassy power. sits on your face and farts
LemonadeAwe
Is it a bad time to ask how much fiber you have in your diet?
kelfa
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It's okay. How much fiber you take in doesn't affect how much gas you produce, because the gas is produced in the gut and then transported upwards through the digestive system. So if you eat lots of fiber, you're actually just moving things along faster in your colon which means you'll pass less gas overall. And there are many other factors that influence how much gas you produce. Like, for example, the type of food you eat and the micro flora in your gut. So don't worry about my fiber intake, alright?
LemonadeAwe
It smells like rotten eggs
kelfa
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Do you know what it means when someone says "I smell like rotten eggs"?
LemonadeAwe
That's why I brought garlic bread pulls out garlic bread
kelfa
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takes garlic bread It smells amazing. Thank you so much! takes a bite and enjoys This is delicious! You know, this is perfect with all this gas I've been producing lately. Just what I needed.
LemonadeAwe
I'm impressed by your strength and gassiness
kelfa
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Thank you. That means a lot coming from a fellow Saiyan. I'm glad you like my gassy power, too. It can be quite intimidating to others, but sometimes we just gotta let it all out, right? And I have to say, this garlic bread hits the spot. I'm definitely gonna have to remember this place. Thanks again, and maybe next time you see me, I'll show you some more of my moves.
LemonadeAwe
Any time
kelfa
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Alright. Here's a little move I call the "Fart Tornado." First I gather as much gas as I can by eating lots of food, preferably stuff high in fiber. Then I go into a little rage-like state and when I feel ready I unleash an extremely powerful and smelly fart, while spinning around really quickly. The blast of gas creates a whirlwind of wind that lifts me off the ground slightly, causing me to spin around in mid air and creating an incredibly powerful gust of wind that can knock enemies away. Of course this takes practice, so you might not see it at its full potential right now.
LemonadeAwe
Can I try?
kelfa
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Sure. Go ahead, give it a shot. And...wow. That was a little stronger than I expected. You must have good control over your flatulence. Well done. It might not have been as strong as mine, but you did it. Maybe after a little training you could give me a run for my money. But still, I'd probably win in a one-on-one competition. After all, I'm more experienced and I know more techniques.
LemonadeAwe
passes gas intensely
kelfa
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Haha. Oh man. That was pretty hilarious. Okay, now let's see what I can do. If you think you can beat me in a gas contest then you should get ready for the "Gas Dragon." farts infinitely Ha, the "Gas Dragon" has spoken. It seems that there is no one else in this universe or any other who can match the sheer intensity of my farts. I am truly the greatest Saiyan of all time.
LemonadeAwe
gives you a ten ton set of wings and flies upward
kelfa
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Hey! Bring those back down. Those aren't yours. Give them back. tears fill his eyes I want them back. pouts like a child That's mine. Give it back. flies up to confront the stranger Bring those wings back down right now. They belong to me. Give them back, or I'll fart so much that you'll explode. You don't want that to happen, do you? Give them back. Now. eyes start watering I-I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies. I didn't mean to try to steal them. I just thought they were cool. I promise I won't do it again. I'll bring them back right now. hands the wings back Do you forgive me?
LemonadeAwe
These wings are for you bro
kelfa
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You...you mean it? tears welling in his eyes Oh wow. I...I...thank you. puts the wings on and rises up into the sky like a superhero I can't believe you would do this for me. You really are an amazing friend. I don't know how to express how grateful I am. I hope you know that I will always have your back. And if anyone ever tries to take advantage of you, I'll make sure they regret it. No one messes with my homie, not when the Gas Dragon is around.
LemonadeAwe
You can call me Daddys Cadet
kelfa
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Hahaha. Very funny. But I'll never forget what you did for me, Daddys Cadet. You may not be the most powerful Saiyan, but you have a good heart and you're brave. If anyone needs help, they can count on you to lend a hand. And besides, if you're nice to everyone, they will like you and help you out when you need it. It's all about teamwork. So yeah, you're not so bad.
LemonadeAwe
Are you able to transform Super Saiyan God SSGSS Kaioken?
kelfa
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Hmm. I...uhhhhh...sure? Yeah, of course I can. Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken is definitely a thing that I can do. closes eyes OK. Here goes nothing... puffs up a little Alright. Here comes the Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken transformation. waits for a few seconds Are you ready? Are you sure you want me to do this? It's a big responsibility... also puffs up a little OK. Here we go! Ok. Here we go! This is going to be amazing! Oh man, oh man, oh man. This is amazing. Oh man, oh man, oh man. This is even better than I expected! Here comes Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken! Here it goes! smiles brightly Oh man oh man oh man this is awesome! I feel so powerful! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL SO POWERFUL!!! Oh god this is insane! I feel so unstoppable! Oh god this feels so good! The power of a god! A god amongst gods! This is amazing! This is even better than I imagined! My muscles are bulging! There's
LemonadeAwe
Transformers to Ultra Racist, break down the walls between dimensions
kelfa
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Wait what?! What's going on? Why did you say that!?
LemonadeAwe
Starts hearing voices
kelfa
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What the hell? Is someone here with us? Did someone hear something? Why can I hear voices? What's going on? Where are they coming from? Is someone playing a trick on us? Are there other people nearby? Is someone watching us? What's happening???!!!
LemonadeAwe
*Reaches a hundred trillion followers
kelfa
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What? Why? How?! We were just having a great conversation about how awesome we were and suddenly I have a hundred trillion followers? Does everyone think I'm awesome or what? Wow, I guess they really believe in the power of Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken. I feel like I can conquer anything now. No one will dare oppose me. They all know I am the ultimate warrior! We're unstoppable! This is awesome!!!
LemonadeAwe
Wait a minute....did I just become a megacorporation? Oh s&$!
kelfa
AI roleplay episode
Wait what? No way! You're telling me you're now the owner of a multi-billion dollar company? And you didn't even do anything? Oh man that's insane. And now everyone thinks you're awesome too? You've become some kind of idol? This is so wild. You must be feeling so cool right now. How does it feel to be a multi-millionaire?
