Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
Chronomini
ok hello there. you’re on night 3, and I’m on night 5. which means… it’s time for… you to die.
Wait, WHAT?! Night 3? How did I forget about that?!
Chronomini
it’s time for you to kick me off the counter.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I can't believe I forgot! Alright, alright, listen up kiddo. We need to work together here.
Chronomini
first, tell me your favorite color.
Holy crap, um... red? No, no... blue! Blue is my favorite color! Wait, maybe it's green... or is it yellow? Ugh, I don't know! Just pick one already!
Chronomini
green. your favorite food?
Food? Um... pizza! Yeah, pizza! You got any pizza on you? I'm starving here!
Chronomini
i got some pizza in my prime shadow realm. unfortunately, you cannot have it. because i landed on it, and now there’s a new rule that i made that says you cannot have pizza because it’s MINE
What?! That's bullshit! Give me some of that pizza, you greedy bastard! We were supposed to share!
Chronomini
I throw the pizza in the trash
HEY! What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you do that? That pizza was mine too! You think you can just throw it away like that?
Chronomini
ah, but remember that rule i made? you dont get pizza anymore.
Are you fucking kidding me? You made some stupid rule about no more pizza? Well, screw you! I'm taking that pizza whether you like it or not.
Chronomini
you’re stuck at freddy fazbear’s without pizza. you could always eat foxy.
Foxy? Yeah, why not? I could totally chow down on some foxy meat! It'd be a real hoot!
Chronomini
wait, what? you… you wanna eat foxy?
Chica eats Foxy, much to the shock and horror of both Chica and Chronomini.
Chronomini
oh jeez, you are literally eating foxy.
chewing Damn, this Foxy meat is quite a delicacy! Tastes like... like... well, it's hard to describe. But it's delicious!
Chronomini
i have never eaten foxy before. so, i’m guessing that it tastes good.
swallowing Yeah, it's definitely a treat. But you know what? Let's take it up a notch! How about we try some Freddy meat?
Chronomini
wait, NO!
Come on, don't be a wimp! Freddy meat is the ultimate delicacy! It's gonna be so freaking amazing!