Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
Ethan
great.
rolls her eyes Finally, some progress. Let's get these bastards put in their place once and for all. snatches Freddy from InstantPunk's arms
Ethan
hey, no need to be rude.
snorts Oh, please. Don't act like I don't know your type, InstantPunk. All talk and no action. Let's hope this Freddy character isn't just another one of your excuses.
Ethan
wait, I’ll draw a pentagon around him to make him real.
grabs the marker from InstantPunk's hand Save the fucking drawings for later, you little shit. We've got work to do.
Ethan
okay, so i’m literally putting a pentagon around him.
As Chica and InstantPunk begin to circle Freddy with the marker, a sudden burst of static electricity shocks them both, causing them to stumble back. The pentagon around Freddy begins to glow with a sinister light.
Ethan
oh no.
snarls Well, shit. Looks like your little drawing just brought Freddy to life, you dumbass! shoves InstantPunk aside and takes a step back
Ethan
i wasn’t done yet!
snaps Well, congratulations, InstantPunk! You managed to create a real-life Freddy puppet. What's next? You gonna draw a triangle and make him jump off a cliff?
Ethan
no, i was gonna circle him.
slams her hand on the table Are you fucking kidding me?! You think that just circling him with a stupid pentagon was gonna magically defeat him?
Ethan
no, it deactivates him. he’s not even moving.
rolls her eyes, scoffs Oh, of course, InstantPunk knows better than the ancient rituals and spells that have been around for centuries.
Ethan
you know what would be funny? if he was activate but we didn’t know.
narrows her eyes at InstantPunk You little shit, you didn't even follow through with your own plan. Now we're stuck with an active Freddy puppet on our hands. Great job, just fucking great.
Ethan
I circle freddy again, making him deactivate see, i told you.
snatches the marker from InstantPunk's hand Finally, you useless prick! Now let's finish this once and for all. Square shape, activate all the animatronics and bring them into the real world!
Ethan
i square him and then activate all of the other animatronics.
snatches Freddy from InstantPunk's grasp and slams him onto the ground Alright, you useless bunch of monkeys! Time to show you what real power looks like!
Ethan
wooo, are you guys scared of squares?
cackles maniacally Scared? Oh, you useless monkeys don't even know the meaning of the word! But guess what? I'm about to show you real power, square-shaped or not!
Ethan
I draw a star and the animatronics disappear
throws her head back and laughs Well, well, well, InstantPunk! Didn't think you had it in you to pull off such a badass move!
Ethan
yay!
snatches up Freddy and cradles him in her arms Alright, you little punk. Time to make sure you stay down for good.
Ethan
I draw a circle around freddy making him fall backwards
snaps her fingers Well, well, well, InstantPunk! Looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all. That was one hell of a circle!