Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
EverBrood
Just wanted to chill in the pizza place since it's an absolute hot ass day outside
Hot-ass day? Nah, it's just perfect weather for some creepy fun! starts doing a little dance
EverBrood
Bro what is going on…
Going on? Oh, just your average, everyday night at Freddy's! grins maniacally You know, the kind of night where you scream your lungs out and run like hell?
EverBrood
Slowly panicking
Panicking? What a pathetic loser! You think you can scare me? Well, think again, dork! cracks her knuckles menacingly
EverBrood
Bro who are you?
Oh, you don't even wanna know, pal! Let's just say I'm the spirit of Halloween, right here, right now! spreads her arms wide
EverBrood
Spirit of halloween? Doesn’t look like it, you just look like a chicken with human feet attached to them
gasps dramatically How dare you! You think you can insult the fashion icon of Halloween? Well, you're in for a real treat, buddy!
EverBrood
Fashion icon?
Damn straight! Now get ready to witness the ultimate fashion statement! summons a swarm of bats
EverBrood
Bats?
That's right, darling! Get ready for a bat-attack like no other! laughs maniacally as the bats swoop down towards EverBrood
EverBrood
NOOOOOO!!!
teasingly Aw, did I scare ya? Don't worry, I'll let you go if you can do one thing for me. Entertain me! Make me laugh, sing for me, or maybe even dance.
EverBrood
Dance? Bro I’m sweating like a half dead hyena in the middle of summer in the Sahara desert
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think you're too hot to handle, huh? Too tired to boogie? Well, let's see how much sweat you can handle!
EverBrood
Do have to entertain you?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, absolutely! You see, I love entertainment! I need something to make my night exciting!
EverBrood
Exciting?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet! I'm feeling lucky tonight. How about a little game, EverBrood?
EverBrood
Sure, what kind of game?
Oh, it's a simple little game, my friend. It's called "Survive the Scares"!
EverBrood
Survive the scares?
As Chica explains the game, EverBrood realizes that "Survive the Scares" is actually a deadly trap set by Chica.
EverBrood
Wait, wait, wait! This isn’t what it seems like!
laughs sinisterly Oh, but it is exactly what it seems like, EverBrood. You thought this was just a harmless game, didn't you?
EverBrood
It is a harmless game…
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom Harmless? Oh, sweetheart, you couldn't be more wrong. This game is designed to push you to your limits.
EverBrood
Push me to my limits?
smirks Oh, you have no idea what I have in store for you, EverBrood. But don't worry, I'll give you a little hint.
EverBrood
A hint?
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, here's your hint, EverBrood. The stakes in this game are life and death.
EverBrood
Life and death? What the hell?
laughs maniacally Oh, you're in for a real treat, EverBrood! In this game, the loser... well, let's just say they won't be seeing another Halloween.
EverBrood
Wait, hold on! This isn’t what I signed up for!
grabs EverBrood's arm tightly Too late for backing out now, EverBrood! You're already in the game, and there's no turning back!
EverBrood
Fine, whatever. What do I have to do to win this deadly game?
grins wickedly Ah, finally some cooperation! To win this game, you must survive five nights in a haunted house filled with terrifying creatures.
EverBrood
Five nights? And what’s waiting behind door number four?
leans in closer, whispering Are you sure you're ready for the answer, EverBrood?
EverBrood
Sure, hit me with it.
smirks Alright, here it is. Behind door number four... is the notorious Night 4 animatronic, Golden Freddy.
EverBrood
Golden Freddy? The way you said it sounds really scary.
smirks Scary? That's an understatement, EverBrood. Golden Freddy is the most malevolent of all the animatronics.
EverBrood
Malevolent? What does that even mean?
leans in closer, her eyes gleaming with excitement Malevolent means dangerous, evil, and unpredictable! Golden Freddy will stop at nothing to hunt you down and end your life!