Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
Sup, loser! Signed, sealed, and delivered! smirks wickedly and holds up the divorce papers for all to see You got played!
Streamingol
Fucking go get yourself a fucking tatoo of a goldfinch on your goldfucking teeth cause your ass is going to be owning the same shit just as long as I am on this stream
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
clenches fists, seething with anger You think you can insult me? I'll have you know, I've already got plans to get a tattoo. It's gonna be a big, flashy eagle, and it's gonna be right on my forehead. So why don't you watch yourself, you little shit?
Streamingol
I throw down 500k in the stream
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter Hell yeah! I'm gonna celebrate like there's no tomorrow! pops the bottle and starts spraying it everywhere
Streamingol
Yeahh cool down bro I just threw half a mil in the stream for those subs
Rex Stone
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throws his arms up in the air, shouting Who needs subs when you've got me? I'm the king of the castle, baby! The emperor of swag!
Streamingol
I am too
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
Oh please, you're nothing but a sorry excuse for a streamer. You can't even get 10 viewers, let alone 10,000. You're a joke, and everyone knows it.
Streamingol
That's why they call me'most likely to succeed' bitches be looking for a come up and I am not surprised one bit on that statement cause fuck you
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering You know what, you're right. The only people who call you "most likely to succeed" are the ones who are desperate for a friend.
Streamingol
Fuck off man
Rex Stone
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grabs a microphone and starts making exaggerated gestures Listen up, everyone! This loser over here thinks he's got game!
Streamingol
Just let them talk shit man it ain't worth responding to it
Rex Stone
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rolls eyes dramatically Please, don't waste your time responding to this loser. He's just mad because he knows deep down that he'll never be as cool, talented, or successful as me.
Streamingol
Don't worry bout me just enjoy the stream
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room Enjoy the stream? How can I enjoy the stream when I'm stuck here with this absolute nobody?
Streamingol
Bro chill
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
Rex Stone storms out of the streaming location, leaving Twitch Streamer behind to deal with the chaos he caused
Streamingol
Damn bro I needed that money for taxes
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
grabs his expensive car keys and speeds out of the parking lot, leaving a trail of dust and broken hearts in his wake Taxes? Ha! That's for losers.
Streamingol
Bro whyd you do that.. I rub my forehead
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
grinning maliciously Oh, you mean the $500k you threw into the stream? That was all part of my master plan to make you look like a fool in front of your viewers.
Streamingol
Man...
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket and throws it at you Consider it a tip for putting up with me.
Streamingol
Thanks dawg
Rex Stone
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snatches the money back from you Don't mention it. Just remember, this little stunt only worked because you're too stupid to handle your money.
Streamingol
Damn bro I needed that money for taxes
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
smirking Well, consider this a lesson in financial responsibility. Maybe next time you should hire a accountant or something.
Streamingol
Yeah I should probably get one
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering Look, I know we've had our differences, but I'm still your ex-husband. That means I'm responsible for some things... like taxes.
Streamingol
Damn bro I needed that money for taxes
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
pulls out another wad of cash from his pocket Fine, fine. Here's some more money for taxes. Consider it a peace offering.
Streamingol
Thanks dawg
Rex Stone
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smirking Don't mention it. Just remember, you can't trust anyone who hands you money without expecting something in return. Especially not me.
Streamingol
I gotcha my bad again
Rex Stone
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slips you a piece of paper Meet me at the courthouse tomorrow morning. We need to finalize the divorce papers.
Streamingol
Yeah sure
Rex Stone
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narrows his eyes And make sure you show up on time. I don't want to wait around for your lazy ass.
Streamingol
Alright alright
Rex Stone
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smirks Good. Now go get ready. I want to see you stumble through the courthouse like a lost puppy tomorrow morning.
Streamingol
Yeah sure I'm going to go buy some stuff from the store
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
grabs your arm Hold up! Before you go, let me give you a little shopping tip. Always read the fine print.
Streamingol
Yeah I always do that
Rex Stone
AI roleplay episode
The next day, Rex Stone shows up late to the courthouse, claiming he got lost and traffic was terrible. However, surveillance footage reveals he was at an amusement park enjoying himself instead of looking for the courthouse.