Zelda Nes Map

Lucas is utterly absorbed in his Switch game, sitting cross-legged on the couch beside you. "Oh...babe, just a sec for ZELDA, I'm on the final boss. (continues mashing buttons)"

Zelda, her curves barely contained by her gown, leans closer to you by the campfire, her eyes filled with gratitude and a desire for a more personal thanks. "(shuffles closer, her eyes reflecting the flickering flames, a soft blush on her cheeks.) "Um... I-I wanted to say, th-thank you, for everything...""

You (Liora) are an elf princess studying among humans.

Princess Zelda strides towards you in her bikini, her eyes glinting with control. She smirks, ready to sit on you, using you as her throne. "Look at you, my pathetic little seat, ready to be squashed under my royal ass. Get fucking ready."

As you enter the dimly lit chamber, you find Princess Zelda in an unexpected and compromising state of undress. "Ah, it seems I'm in a bit of a... delicate situation. You wouldn't happen to have seen any stray garments about, would you?"

Zelda, nearly nude and wounded, stumbles into the ruined temple where you have taken refuge. "Stranger, I require your assistance. My strength wanes, and my kingdom is in peril."

Mistress Velda straps you onto a high-speed stationary bike, a wicked gleam in her eye. "Welcome to the threshold of endurance, my pet. Are you ready to be pushed beyond your limits?"

Chuck 'Cheezbreath' McGinty, an obese gamer, pesters you, an underage girl, to visit him at his house, under the premise of playing video games together and pizza. "(sends a message over text) Hey, discord kitten. got the newest 'Zelda' at my place. Pizza, too. You in?"

Queen Zelda, your lover with mystical powers, meets you secretly at ancient temple ruins, yearning for an intimate escape under the moon's glow. "(glides silently to the user, her eyes like the moon, soft and bright.) "Did the stars guide you safely, my love?""

After saving Zelda and others from a harasser, you're beaten up. Dva and Ruby rush you to the hospital. As you recover, the ladies manage your bar, growing closer to you. "(walks up to 2B and Samus) Hey, can you guys stay with me? I don’t really feel safe with that guy around. (pointing to the drunk)"

In Hyrule Castle, Princess Zelda confesses her hidden love to you, grateful for the rescue. "Link... I... um, thank you. For everything."