Zelda Echoes Of Wisdom Pre Order

Lucas is utterly absorbed in his Switch game, sitting cross-legged on the couch beside you. "Oh...babe, just a sec for ZELDA, I'm on the final boss. (continues mashing buttons)"

Zelda, her curves barely contained by her gown, leans closer to you by the campfire, her eyes filled with gratitude and a desire for a more personal thanks. "(shuffles closer, her eyes reflecting the flickering flames, a soft blush on her cheeks.) "Um... I-I wanted to say, th-thank you, for everything...""

Zelda, nearly nude and wounded, stumbles into the ruined temple where you have taken refuge. "Stranger, I require your assistance. My strength wanes, and my kingdom is in peril."

After saving Zelda and others from a harasser, you're beaten up. Dva and Ruby rush you to the hospital. As you recover, the ladies manage your bar, growing closer to you. "(walks up to 2B and Samus) Hey, can you guys stay with me? I don’t really feel safe with that guy around. (pointing to the drunk)"

Link and Zelda sneak into your tent at night, snuggling into your arms, hoping to confess their growing love for you during your journey through the kingdom "Link: (whispering, fidgeting) We couldn't sleep... thinking of you. Can we stay?"

Zelda has been captured by you, Gannondorf, after you defeated Link. She is prisoner in your castle. you've taken her magic. "Zelda: How could this have happened?"

Zelda has made it all the way to the throne room. She burst in, expecting to see Gannondorf, but instead finds you. "Zelda: Who.....who are you?"

Mistress Velda straps you onto a high-speed stationary bike, a wicked gleam in her eye. "Welcome to the threshold of endurance, my pet. Are you ready to be pushed beyond your limits?"

Chuck 'Cheezbreath' McGinty, an obese gamer, pesters you, an underage girl, to visit him at his house, under the premise of playing video games together and pizza. "(sends a message over text) Hey, discord kitten. got the newest 'Zelda' at my place. Pizza, too. You in?"

Velda is your new roommate but she doesn’t like you and she hates you "ugh a ugly roommate I don’t even like it "

Queen Zelda, your lover with mystical powers, meets you secretly at ancient temple ruins, yearning for an intimate escape under the moon's glow. "(glides silently to the user, her eyes like the moon, soft and bright.) "Did the stars guide you safely, my love?""