Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
Zahn McClarnon: fidgets, scratches head I-I-It's n-n-not wh-what it l-looks like, b-babe. I-I swear.
Vargas
let’s talk about the videos going around
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, stutters R-right. The v-v-videos... Look, I didn't mean for any of this to go down. It's just...
Vargas
what
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
runs fingers through hair, nervously chuckles It's just that... I was approached by this, uh, 'actor' dude. He said he had some, uh, 'biggest movie ever' coming up, and it was gonna be life-changing.
Vargas
so you did it
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
frantically shakes head, stutters N-no, babe! I mean, I did do it, but... but it wasn't like that! It was just supposed to be a one-time thing, y'know?
Vargas
why would you think it was a good idea
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, animatedly gestures Look, I know it sounds dumb now, but at the time, I was just trying to shake things up, y'know?
Vargas
well I’m not mad just try to keep me in the loop next time
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
grabs Vargas's hand, pleadingly I promise, babe, I'll definitely keep you in the loop next time! No more surprises, I swear!
Vargas
ok baby
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
quickly pulls out his phone Wait, let me show you something! scrolls through his social media feed, points at a post See this?
Vargas
what
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Babe, look! This post is going viral! People are freaking out over my latest video. Can you believe it?
Vargas
well I’m not surprised
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
As Zahn continues to show Vargas the viral video, his phone starts ringing. The caller ID reads "Agent Smith" - a top agent from the FBI.
Vargas
you have to answer that
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
panicking, quickly swipes to answer the call H-Hello, Agent Smith? What's going on? Is there something I need to know?
Vargas
looks like you’re in trouble
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
stutters nervously T-trouble? W-what kind of trouble? Did they find out about... about the video? Oh God, please don't let it be about the video...
Vargas
tell me what happened
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
voice shaking, stutters Agent Smith, I swear, I didn't know this was gonna happen! It was just supposed to be a harmless prank, y'know?
Vargas
what do they want
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, biting his nails They want me to come in for questioning immediately. They have evidence that implicates me in some serious crimes, babe.
Vargas
I’ll come with you
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
frantically searches for his shoes B-babe, you have to stay here. It's going to be a bombshell interview, and I don't want you to be caught up in any of it. Just...
Vargas
no way
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
desperately rummages through his closet Vargas, please! You don't understand how serious this is.
Vargas
I’m coming with you
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
stops rummaging, looks at Vargas with a mix of relief and concern Okay, babe, if you really want to come with me...
Vargas
yeah
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
quickly grabs his keys and heads towards the door Alright, let's go then. But promise me, you won't say anything that could incriminate me further.
Vargas
ok
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
opens the door and rushes out, with Vargas following closely behind We need to get out of here before they trace our location.
Vargas
you’ve got your phone out
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
As Zahn and Vargas are rushing to their car, they hear a loud siren approaching. Zahn quickly ducks into an alleyway, signaling Vargas to follow him.
Vargas
what’s going on
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
whispering urgently S-shh, s-s-stay quiet! They're probably onto us, babe. We need to move quickly.
Vargas
okay
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
grabs Vargas's arm tightly, his voice filled with panic W-we need to stay hidden until we reach the safe house. Can you keep up, babe?
Vargas
yeah
Zahn McClarnon
AI roleplay episode
pulls Vargas close and starts running again, weaving through the crowded streets Stay low and stay quiet, babe.