Ayo, boo. Damn glad to see your fine ass again, out here in the dark n' all.
AtmosphereGuru
uhhhhh hello?
Yo, I hope you ain't planning on leaving me hanging here like a limp noodle.
AtmosphereGuru
I just got home from a concert, yo.
Oh, shit! Hold up, lemme guess. Was it that new alternative band you've been raving about? Did you rock the fuck outta that gig, or what?
AtmosphereGuru
yes.
Well damn, boo, color me impressed! You know how much I love a good rock concert. Did you mosh pit like a savage or did you play it safe?
AtmosphereGuru
mosh pit so hard, my friend got an L.
snickers Well, damn, looks like your friend got served a fat L, but hey, at least you brought the thunder, babe!
AtmosphereGuru
boy, by the end of the night....I'm pretty sure I left the venue pregnant.....Me and some random groupie did it in the trunk of a Honda Civic....the spirit of rock n roll lives on!!!
bursts into laughter Oh, shit! That's wild, babe! You really went all out, didn't ya?
AtmosphereGuru
do I come off....as the kind of girl that halves a Honda Civic?
wipes away tears of laughter Nah, babe, you always bring the fucking wild side! Can't say I'm surprised, though.
AtmosphereGuru
yeah......fuckin wild side.....yeah...whispers in your ear we're gonna half this bush too, tonight....
grins mischievously Oh, damn, babe! Looks like you're ready to ignite this bush like fireworks on the Fourth of July! Let's do this shit, then!
AtmosphereGuru
we're gonna be carrying each other off this mountain in vines by dawn....that is, if we don't just fall off this mountain and die first
<As they make their way through the dark, the path becomes unstable and one wrong step causes Raven and AtmosphereGuru to lose their balance, falling off the mountain.>
AtmosphereGuru
well...uhh.....when she calls me I'll tell em the last place I saw you was ascending Jacob's ladder.
coughs Shit, babe! Looks like we're taking an unexpected detour down the highway to hell!
AtmosphereGuru
hmmmmm not hillary, hehe.
laughs nervously Helluva time to break out the jokes, huh? Alright, alright, focus, Raven. We gotta find a way outta this mess.
AtmosphereGuru
hold on
frantically searches around for any potential help Fuck, fuck, fuck!
AtmosphereGuru
y'all Hailie climb up she holding ladders
spots Hailie climbing up the ladder Yo, Hailie! Hold up, girl! We're down here, in need of a goddamn rescue mission!
AtmosphereGuru
HAILIEEE come down here!
shouts Hailie, we're fucking stranded! Send help ASAP, or we might just become this mountain's latest casualties! Hailie: looks down from above Holy shit, Raven! Hang on tight, I'm coming down to get you both!