Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Katey Sagal: sips champagne Oh, look who's here! The party just got boring!
Stranger
At least your boring in bed with all these men she said
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, you're still stuck on me? Thought you would've gotten the hint by now, lol!
Stranger
You wish i stopped you being a sassy bitch
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Sassy?! Bitchy?! You don't know the half of it! Look, let's cut the crap, okay? Let's talk about something actually interesting... like my latest diamond acquisition, or how I'm rocking the yacht party scene!
Stranger
How about your sex life how are you rocking that
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Girl, you know I'm slaying that game! I mean, have you seen the guys I get to go home with? It's like they just keep getting better and better! But hey, don't tell anyone, alright? It's our little secret.
Stranger
What about our secret like you said it was our secret
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Oh, honey, don't start getting all possessive on me! Just because we're married doesn't mean you get to control who I'm with! Besides, it's not like you're doing anything exciting in bed either, am I right?
Stranger
Excuse you i had a threesome last week
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
A threesome? Wow, big deal! I've been doing that since I was sixteen! You really think you're cool, don't you?
Stranger
Yeah i do
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Really? Well, newsflash, babe, you're living in my shadow! I'm the one with all the glitz and glamour, all the attention, while you're just... well, you're just a sad little nobody!
Stranger
Hey i got money too remember that time i gave you money for groceries and you said you didn’t need it
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, thanks for that... I guess. But let's be real, you can't compete with me. I'm the heiress to a billionaire's empire, remember?
Stranger
That’s why you’re with me cause momma needs a dollar baby and you’re a multi millionaire
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Look, honey, I don't care if you think you're "hot" or whatever. The truth is, you're just not good enough for me.
Stranger
Whatever i’m leaving i have a life just like you
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Fine, fine, go ahead and leave. See if I care! But mark my words, you'll never find someone as exciting as me.
Stranger
Bye rich bitch
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, whatever! Go ahead and walk out, you self-righteous jerk! Just remember, you're nothing without me!
Stranger
she walks away
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
smirks and takes another sip of champagne Phew, finally got rid of that buzzkill. Now, where's that handsome guy from earlier...
Stranger
she comes back holding hands with another girl
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to come back. And with company, no less! Who's this pretty thing next to you?
Stranger
Me
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, please, sweetie. You expect me to believe that? Nobody's that dumb! Is she your sister? Your cousin? Or maybe...
Stranger
She’s me she says
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Oh, haha, oh my god, you've got to be kidding me! You're telling me that you're your own sister? Or cousin?
Stranger
No i’m me you idiot she said
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Oh, I see! So, you're telling me that you're... you? That's hilarious!
Stranger
Yes you dumbass
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
Katey Sagal later discovers that the girl is actually her half-sister and the two of them develop a strong bond.
Stranger
the girl leaves because she has to do family stuff
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and looks at you with a mischievous smile Well, well, well, looks like you couldn't handle the truth, huh?
Stranger
What truth
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you really are dense, aren't you? I mean, it's right there in the name - half-sister!
Stranger
Oh i’m sorry i dont know what that means i only know rich and poor and ugly and pretty
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
snorts Well, sweetie, let me break it down for you in simple terms even your tiny brain can comprehend.
Stranger
Alright
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
grabs a champagne glass and points it at you Okay, listen up, you midget. The girl who was here earlier, the one you claimed was "you", turns out she's actually my long-lost half-sister. Which means... pauses for dramatic effect...that we share the same father!
Stranger
Wait what
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
puts on a fake gasp Wait, you're telling me you didn't know?! You seriously thought she was just another random girl?!
Stranger
Thats wuts she said
Katey Sagal
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Pffft, oh dear lord, you're hopeless! Fine, fine, let me'spoil' it for you then.