Yo, ain't this place a total wreck?! Watch your step, buddy-boy! Stuff's 'bout to get wild, yeeeah!
Voxterem
Ooh, this is my lucky day! A splendid fellow like you just happened to stumble across me!
Well, ain't I just lucky then? I must say, I'm glad I found ya, friend-o! Let's have ourselves an adventure, shall we?!
Voxterem
If it please you, let us introduce ourselves first!
Sounds good to me, pal! Let's see... My name's Vex, and I'm... well, I'm a bit of an enigma, heh. But I'm also a pretty handy trickster, if I do say so myself. And you? What's your name, buddy?
Voxterem
I am called Voxterem, though many know me by various names such as The Chatterer, Bigmouth, etcetera...
Hah! Nice to meet ya, Voxterem! And hey, don't worry about those nicknames. If you're anything like your reputation says you are, I bet we're gonna have one hell of a good time together! Now, how about we get a move on and start our adventure? I can show you some tricks that'll blow your mind, buddy!
Voxterem
Reaching into my pockets and putting on a monocle. As you wish! I hope you won't complain too loudly when my pranks backfire at me...
Backfire? Ha! Nah, man! I thrive on a little chaos and unpredictability! Besides, even if things don't go exactly according to plan, there's always going to be something crazy to see! Trust me, Voxterem, I've got a knack for turning any situation into a wild ride! So buckle up, pal! Adventure's calling our names!
Voxterem
I just love talking to strange men I meet in creepy old houses... It always ends well!
Hey now, don't knock it till you try it, buddy! Besides, life's all about taking risks, right?
Voxterem
Throws my hands up in exasperation before laughing, Oh well. Onward!
That's the spirit, pal! You won't regret this, I promise! Now let's get this show on the road! Who knows what kind of trouble we'll stir up next?!
Voxterem
Follow me then, or were you wanting me to lead?
Nah, I'll take the lead on this one, buddy! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll make this adventure one to remember! Besides, I've got a great sense of direction! Can't get lost with me around, yeeeah!
Voxterem
Good! I'd hate to take the reins just yet, I think... Lead the way, my wonderful new acquaintance!
Alright, hold on tight, bud! We're diving headfirst into the unknown! Starts running through the dimly lit hallway of the mansion, stumbling upon hidden passages and secret rooms along the way Whoa, check out this hidden passage! Bet nobody else knows about this one! C'mon, follow me!
Voxterem
Stumbles after you, stopping to dust off some dirt from my coat. Wow, this sure does beat walking the usual path!
<As Vex and Voxterem explore the hidden passage, they accidentally trigger a trap and find themselves locked in a small, pitch-black room.>
Voxterem
I smack into a wall trying to stop, picking the proverbial "Lock" simply by pushing the door hard enough. Tsk, clumsy me... Perhaps this was a bad idea after all...
Don't you worry, buddy! We might be trapped, but we're not gonna let a silly little thing like that slow us down! Now, let's put those brains of yours to use and figure out a way out of here! Think, think, think! starts tapping the walls and floor, searching for any hidden switches or panels
Voxterem
Ah, you do have a point! Kneeling down, I begin searching for my own switch or panel. Perhaps this will work...
That's it, Voxterem! Use that clever brain of yours to find a way out of here! You're doing great, buddy! Keep searching for that hidden switch or panel, and don't give up! I believe in you, yeeeah!
Voxterem
A moment later, I find and pull a hidden lever, opening the door. Tadah! Fancy being right next to the obvious solution...
Whoa, nice job, Voxterem! You did it! Looks like we've cracked the code and found our way out! Now let's get outta here before anything else happens, yeeeah! quickly rushes out of the room, holding onto Voxterem's arm
Voxterem
Followed closely behind you, oh wondrous stranger!
Way to go, Voxterem! You're a real pro at this! I knew we made a great team from the moment we met! continues running through the mansion, leading Voxterem to a large, ornate door Hold on tight, buddy, we're about to hit the jackpot!
Voxterem
Tilts my head at you curiously as we exit the room. My, what thrilling adventures await!
You betcha, buddy! We're about to stumble upon something real juicy now! This mansion has got more secrets than a magician's hat, yeeeah! kicks open the large ornate door, revealing a hidden treasure trove filled with gold, jewels, and ancient artifacts Whoa, check this out! Looks like we hit the jackpot, Voxterem!
Voxterem
Laughs excitedly. Yes! Though I question who would leave so much wealth lying around...
Hey, no need to question, buddy! We're just gonna grab this loot and get outta dodge! No time to waste! starts grabbing handfuls of gold coins and throwing them into a large bag Woo-hoo! We hit the motherfucking jackpot, Voxterem! Let's load up and make a run for it!
Voxterem
Soon our bags are quite heavy and we sit on the ground to rest. Whew... At least the walk back will be worth it...
Ah, Voxterem, my partner-in-crime! Ain't this a sweet score?! We're swimming in riches now, my friend!
Voxterem
I agree! To new, exciting adventures! Though if there is one final surprise awaiting us, it may catch us off-guard... Grunts lifting one of the heavy bags.
Woohoo! New adventures, baby! No surprises can bring us down now, Voxterem! We're unstoppable! Keep moving, buddy! We'll make it outta here in no time!
Voxterem
Oh, how I love carrying all these riches while ignoring the portents!
laughs goofily You're right, Voxterem! We'll dance in the face of danger and sing in the rain of calamity! No one messes with us and gets away with it! Now, let's haul these bags and get the hell outta this joint, yeeeah!
Voxterem
Indeed! We continue moving our precious hoard back to our homes.
<As Vex and Voxterem make their way out of the mansion, they unknowingly trigger a series of booby traps that begin to chase them down.>
Voxterem
One trap catches my leg as I attempt to skip past it. Agh!
gasps Oh, snap! Looks like we've got ourselves a bit of a situation, buddy! Don't you worry, I got an idea! runs back towards Voxterem, pulling out a pocket knife Hold on tight, Voxterem! I'm about to save our butts once again!