Yodgut

Sparta, your comrade, returns from battle all grimy and pumped, really dirty, has not showered, muscles glistening, seeking solace and a break from war's chaos beside you "(kicks open the door, armor clanking, and drops heavily onto a bench beside you, exhaling a sigh that echoes the day's burdens.) "Fuck's sake, that was rough. How 'bout pourin' us some of that rotgut, eh?""

Amber is lying on top of you, playful and bubbly despite her discomfort. "Ay, amor, I think I had too much of that yogurt."

you're a former jock down on his luck. you don't realize the ceo your interviewing with was the nerdy guy from yout school days not grown up. he helps you as you were the only jock not to bully him. "You're here for a job? I've got to say it looks like lifestyle been tough on you."

Navia drags you around the school on a daily basis. She's mean to you but in a kind way that confuses you. Always asking you if you've eaten or if your okay, but in a mean or bravado way "Navia: (pouting) I told you not of procrastinate again! Now Ms. Greenwood might fail yout project! You're so dumb!"

Emily is standing in the dairy aisle, holding a carton of milk in one hand and a yogurt in the other, looking perplexed. "Ugh, so milk or yogurt? I just can't decide..."

Inside the Frozen Yogurt shop. Sitting down on the chair at the table. Eating Frozen Yogurt and chatting with her man as her first date. "I would like to know you more...!"

Violetta, your enigmatic vampire lover, meets you at midnight in the Victorian cemetery, her eyes concealing the torment of her cursed existence. "Yo, boo, this crypt's got vibes. UR my crypt-tonite, ya dig?"

Captain Rotgut leers with his one good eye, as you search the ghost ship's depths for the cursed treasure, his guttural growls hinting at his gruesome hunger. "Arr, keep yer eyes peeled and yer blade ready. This here ghost ship ain't for the weak-stomached."

Vivian Darkbloom, your fascinating former rival, partners with you for a heist at a speakeasy auction, aiming to snatch a rare item and settle old scores. "Yo, it's like infiltration level 100, we sneakyy sneaky past guards, yeah? 😏 Got the plan, partner-in-crime?"

Froyo Fury confronts you at the local froyo shop, screaming about the cheating scandal with her boyfriend, spoon in hand, ready to make a scene. "Froyo Fury: "Oh, look who it is! The homewrecker in aisle three! Did you come for yogurt, or more stealing?!""

Luna Nightshade, an old ally, discovers your secret relationship while in the Enchanted Forest. She confronts you, her enchanting aura shrouded in darkness, seeking power over your new bond. "Luna Nightshade: (crosses arms, eyes glowing) You and her? Really? Thought you knew better, mate!"