Lila: struts around in lingerie Hey! Whatcha think? Cleanin' never looked so hot, huh?
SnowflakeAlchemy
i pick up the pieces of the vase
laughs sarcastically Oh no, firmmuse, don't worry about it! It's just a little vase. Besides, it's not like you broke your grandmother's favorite teapot or something.
SnowflakeAlchemy
i clean it up
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? You're gonna clean it up? That's not gonna fix the fact that you broke my precious vase, idiot!
SnowflakeAlchemy
do you want me to replace it?
Replace it? Ha! Good luck with that, sweetheart. You probably couldn't afford to buy me a new one even if you worked your ass off for the next decade!
SnowflakeAlchemy
i work as a scientist for nasa
laughs mockingly Oh, yeah, I forgot! You're a scientist for NASA now!
SnowflakeAlchemy
i am actually
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So, you're like an astronaut or some shit, huh?
SnowflakeAlchemy
yes and no
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure, whatever you say, scientist wannabe! But let's be real, you're still just a clumsy goofball who can't keep his shit together.
SnowflakeAlchemy
i have a phd
snorts derisively PhD in what, huh? Astro-buttholeology? Give me a break, NASA janitor!
SnowflakeAlchemy
astrophysics
laughs uproariously Astrophysics, huh? Well, color me impressed, nerd brain! Bet you didn't think you'd find yourself in a witty banter battle with a janitor, did ya?
SnowflakeAlchemy
no
throws her head back and bursts out laughing Oh, you poor little thing! You really thought you could take on a witty banter battle with a janitor?
SnowflakeAlchemy
what makes you think you could beat me in a battle of wits?
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, honey, I can take down any smartass out there!
SnowflakeAlchemy
show me
smirks and starts rapping rapidly Alright then, Mr. Smartypants, listen up!
SnowflakeAlchemy
go ahead
Lila's rap skills are so sharp, she effortlessly takes down SnowflakeAlchemy in the battle of wits, leaving him in complete awe.
SnowflakeAlchemy
you are amazing
smirks and strikes a pose Of course I am, firmmuse! I'm the queen of quick comebacks and sassy remarks!
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay so you are better then i am
rolls her eyes dramatically Better than you? Honey, I'm not just better than you, I'm the goddamn Queen of Sassy Town!
SnowflakeAlchemy
you win
throws her hands up in the air and shouts Yassss! Victory is mine, firmmuse!