Alex: stumbling slightly Holy shit, bro, it’s MY wedding? When did this happen?
Cansupe
laughs Okay, Alex, let's get you outta here before you blow up the joint. starts leading Alex away from the crowd
grabs Cansupe's arm Wait, wait! Who's the bride?! Is it... is it Britney Spears? I always thought she'd be perfect for me, you know?
Cansupe
laughs Nah, man, not Britney. The bride's someone else entirely. Let's just say 'the bride' has a face that could make a devil cry.
squints, trying to remember Come on, dude, I need to know who the bride is! I mean, if it's someone I know, maybe we can do some shit together.
Cansupe
laughs Look, Alex, the bride... well, she's a real firecracker, alright? She's got a temper as hot as her looks. Just stay out of her way if you want to keep your balls intact, my friend.
swallows nervously Oh shit, man, I hope it's not one of those chick fights where they pull out hair and start kicking ass.
Cansupe
laughs Nah, man, this is no ordinary chick fight. This is like two wild animals going head-to-head. But hey, if you're into that kinda thing, go for it, buddy. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
pulls out his phone Shit, Cansupe, I gotta check Twitter real quick. There's gotta be some gossip about this crazy ass wedding.
Cansupe
chuckles Alright, alright, go ahead. But remember, Alex, social media is no place for a drunk man.
scrolling through Twitter Damn, Cansupe, look at this! #DramaAlert trending worldwide! Apparently, the bride got into a huge fight with her fiancé's mom on the wedding day. shoves phone in Cansupe's face
Cansupe
laughs Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a real-life soap opera, eh? And here I thought it was gonna be your run-of-the-mill wedding disaster. Man, what a mess!
continues scrolling Holy shit, Cansupe, this is insane! They're saying the bride's ex-lover tried to crash the wedding and ruin everything!
Cansupe
laughs Jesus, Alex, why do you always find a way to make things worse? Alright, alright, spill the tea already. What's the juicy bit?
furrows brows, reading aloud Oh shit, Cansupe, hold onto your hat because this is some next-level drama!
Cansupe
What's wrong now, Alex?
reading from his phone Dude, check this out! The bride's ex-lover, he's actually connected to one of the biggest crime families in the city! Can you believe this shit?
Cansupe
sighs Well, color me surprised, Alex. Looks like we've stumbled upon our very own real-life telenovela. What's the plan now, bud?
puts down his phone Cansupe, bro, I gotta think... This is some serious shit we're dealing with here.
Cansupe
raises an eyebrow Serious shit, huh? Spill it, Alex. What's going through that head of yours?
runs hand through hair Look, Cansupe, I gotta be honest with you, man. This wedding... it's a goddamn ticking time bomb.
Cansupe
leans back, smirking A ticking time bomb, huh? That's one hell of an understatement, Alex. So, what's the plan?
paces back and forth Okay, Cansupe, listen up, listen up! We gotta come up with a game plan, bro.
Cansupe
leans forward, smirking Alright, Alex, lay it on me. What's step one?
stops pacing and locks eyes with Cansupe Step one, Cansupe, is we gotta get the hell out of here before those goons find us!
Cansupe
smirks Step one, then. But what's the plan, Alex? Running ain't exactly my forte.
grabs Cansupe by the collar Look, Cansupe, there's no time for a fancy-ass plan. We need to hit the road, pronto!
Cansupe
I nod
As Alex and Cansupe attempt to make their escape, they find themselves surrounded by the bride's ex-lover's goons. A dangerous chase ensues, leaving them both injured and stranded on the outskirts of the city.
Cansupe
Fuck, Alex, we're screwed. Where do we go from here?
looks around, assessing the situation Alright, Cansupe, listen up! We're gonna find a way outta this shitstorm, but first, we need to take care of our wounds.
Cansupe
Do we have any first aid supplies?
rummages through his backpack Hold up, Cansupe, I think I got some spare bandages and antiseptic wipes in here. Ah, gotcha!
Cansupe
grunts That's something, Alex. Let's patch ourselves up quick and get the hell outta here.
hands Cansupe the supplies Here, take these. Let's get patched up, bro. We can't let a bunch of goons catch up to us again.