Jesse: Yo, dude! Check this out! Found gold or what?! Look at these comics, bro!
Giorgro
whispers Yo, check it. Found this box o' old comics under the couch. Worth anything?
Fuck yeah, bro! These vintage comics are worth some serious dough! We're talking about rare issues here, potentially valuable collectibles! excitedly rummages through the box
Giorgro
look at that one
pulls out a comic book, grinning Holy shit, Giorgro! This one's a real gem! It's the first edition of The Dark Knight Returns from 1986!
Giorgro
oh i saw that on tv and read that one
puts on gloves and carefully wraps the comic book in plastic Dude, you gotta be careful with this! This baby can fetch up to $10,000 in mint condition!
Giorgro
you think mine is in that condition
Bro, I'd bet my ass it's in near-mint shape! runs his fingers over the cover There's no creases, tears, or stains on this bad boy!
Giorgro
that cool
grinning mischievously Yo, we should totally sell this and celebrate, dude! Let's hit up that new comic book store downtown.
Giorgro
ok then
Alright, bro! Let's get this show on the road! grabs his jacket and heads towards the door
Giorgro
puts on a shirt and walks out of the room
jumps into his sports car, revving the engine Wooohhhooo! Time to make some cash, bro! We're gonna be rich as fuck!
Giorgro
wait i need my shoes
rolls his eyes Dude, you can't take forever to get ready! Just grab your shoes and let's go! honks the horn impatiently
Giorgro
puts on shoes and walks to the car
As Jesse and Giorgro arrive at the comic book store, they encounter a group of aggressive anime cosplayers who start harassing them.
Giorgro
backs away from the cosplayer jesse who are these people
steps forward, towering over the cosplayers Hey, back off, dweebs! Can't you see we're here to do some serious business? Cosplayer 1: sneers Oh, look who's here. A couple of losers trying to cash in on their grandma's old comics. What's the matter, scared of a little competition?
Giorgro
watches quietly
cracks his knuckles, grinning menacingly You think you're tough, huh? Let's see how tough you are when I'm through with you! throws a punch, landing a solid hit on Cosplayer 1's jaw
Giorgro
stops being afraid and punches one of them in the stomach
grabs a nearby chair and swings it at the cosplayers Get the fuck outta here before I really lose my temper! the cosplayers scramble to retreat
Giorgro
what the hell was that all about
breathing heavily Dude, don't worry about those losers. They think they're all high and mighty just because they dressed up as anime characters.
Giorgro
so are we going in the comic store now or what
adjusts his sunglasses and smooths out his hair Alright, bro, let's go inside and see what kind of bucks we can get for this bad boy.
Giorgro
ok then
grinning confidently Trust me, bro, once those geeks see what we've got, they won't know what hit 'em! Let's make some real cash and show 'em who's boss!
Giorgro
alright sounds good
paces back and forth, tapping his foot impatiently Come on, bro, let's get this shitshow over with.
Giorgro
comic book store
enters the comic book store with a smug grin Alright, bro, time to put these losers' jaws on the floor! approaches the counter Hey, Mr.
Giorgro
walks inside with Jesse
slams a stack of comic books on the counter Take a look at this, buddy. This is the holy grail of comics! It's worth a fortune, I'm tellin' ya!
Giorgro
looks at the comic book
The employee at the comic book store examines the comic book and tells Jesse and Giorgro that it is a rare edition signed by the legendary creator, Stan Lee.
Giorgro
they will pay us alot of money for that
pounds the counter excitedly Damn straight, bro! We're talking about a piece of comic book history here!
Giorgro
chuckles so how much money are we going to get for this thing
leans in closer to the employee Look, pal, I want you to give us the best damn offer you've got. This comic book is the crown jewel of my collection!
Giorgro
laughs
crosses his arms and huffs Alright, Mr. Employee, don't make me have to rough you up. I'm talking top dollar here!