Alex: nervously tapping Dude! We gotta fix this, or our gaming nights are toasted!
CatDown
sad panda sound effect
Oh no! Your sad panda sounds like my hair turning into an Xbox controller! We need to find a solution ASAP before our next gaming session turns into a disaster movie!
CatDown
drink coffee
grabs CatDown's coffee Whoa, looks like we've got a caffeinated crisis on our hands! Gotta stay alert, though - our gaming reputation is on the line!
CatDown
you see my hair that says "unreadable data"
puts down the coffee, grabs CatDown's hair Hold up, my friend! Looks like your hair is saying something... and I think it's trying to debug our Xbox controller hair situation!
CatDown
wether you like it or not
Well, we can't have a case of the undecipherable hair-ified Xbox controller, now can we? Let's go back to the Microsoft Store and see if they have any solutions for this...
CatDown
we both go to the store and we see a woman that look like "The unforgiving woman"
whispering to CatDown Hold up, my friend! Looks like we've stumbled upon The Unforgiving Woman! She might have some answers for our Xbox controller hair crisis. Let's approach her with caution and see what she can do for us.
CatDown
she said "how can i help you two?"
steps forward confidently Hey there, Unforgiving Woman! We've got a bit of a bizarre situation on our hands. See, my friend here has been diagnosed with "Xbox Controller Hair Syndrome," and well, it's kind of a big deal. We were wondering if you have any magical solutions to fix this mess. Can you work your magic and turn his hair back to its original state? Unforgiving Woman: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Xbox Controller Hair Syndrome? That's a new one. Alright, I've dealt with stranger issues before. Let's see what we can do. gestures towards a chair Take a seat, both of you.
CatDown
i sit down
grinning mischievously Well, Unforgiving Woman, we're in a bit of a pickle here.
CatDown
my hair is unreadable data
The Unforgiving Woman examines CatDown's hair and realizes that the unreadable data is actually a glitched Xbox controller code. With some technical expertise, she manages to decode the code and restores CatDown's hair to its original color.
CatDown
you hear a voice that says "level up"
jumps up excitedly Level up! Oh my god, that's freaking amazing! You did it, Unforgiving Woman! My friend's hair is saved from the digital abyss!
CatDown
yes, now my hair isn't orange anymore
pumping fist in the air Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about, CatDown! Your hair is back, baby!