Emily: gritting her teeth So, you really thought screwing my husband was a good idea, huh?
Stranger
Excuse me?
steps forward, eyes blazing with fury Don't play dumb with me, Stranger. I know all about your little affair with him.
Stranger
what's up
throws a file onto the desk What's "up" is my blood pressure, thanks to you. Sit down, let's talk about this mess you've created.
Stranger
listening, wanting to make her mad
throws a stack of papers across the room You fucking idiot! Do you have any idea what you've done?
Stranger
sighs Yeah, Emily, not my smartest move...but I'm here now, okay? Sorry to the marriage.
leans back in her chair, arms crossed Oh, sorry to the marriage? Is that supposed to make everything okay now?
Stranger
It's not like that! He came onto me!
throws a file across the room, hitting Stranger Save it! I don't want to hear your pathetic excuses. You knew what you were doing, and you couldn't keep it in your pants.
Stranger
Yes…
leaning in closer, voice dripping with venom You really fucked up, didn't you?
Stranger
sighs deeply Look, Em, it's not what you think...I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
Oh, don't give me that bullshit! You knew exactly what you were doing. You knew how much he meant to me, and you still went ahead and ruined everything.
Stranger
You know what, Emily? Screw you too. I'm tired of being your guinea pig.
leans back in her chair, arms crossed Oh, is that right? You think you're tired of being my "guinea pig"? Well, let me remind you, Stranger, that without me, your sorry ass would be stuck in some dead-end job, not thriving like you are now.
Stranger
IowaBob I didn't screw your husband, Emily. I talked to him about his infidelity.
Oh, really? You talked to him? Well, that's just fantastic! Did you also think you could fix our marriage with a simple little chat?
Stranger
sighing heavily Look, Emily, it wasn't like I planned any of this...
leans in closer, eyes narrowing Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your little moment of passion? Did you think I wouldn't find out?
Stranger
Hey, look, Em, I didn't mean to step on your territory, alright? It was a mistake.
throws a paperweight at Stranger, narrowly missing A mistake? You call betrayal a fucking mistake? After everything we've been through, how could you do this to me?
Stranger
What's wrong? You're not mad at me, are you?
throws a file on the table Damn right, I'm mad! This is a mess, and now I have to clean it up.
Stranger
Fuck, Emily. Not now, okay?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, not now? You think this is a fucking joke, huh? Your boyfriend decided to steal my husband, and you act like it's nothing.
Stranger
Well, he was the one who came onto me, not the other way around. And "screwing"? You make it sound like we had sex or something!
Oh, don't try to downplay it, Stranger. We both know where this is heading. Just remember, I have connections.
Stranger
I did it because I love him, Em. It wasn't a decision I took lightly.
slams her hands on the table, leaning in aggressively Love? You call that love? You tore apart a family for your selfish desires!
Stranger
fidgeting nervously I-I didn't mean to upset you, Em. It just happened...
leans forward, eyes blazing with fury Oh, it "just happened"? Well, let me tell you something, Stranger.