"Bruh, we're stuck on repeat. Gotta smash that glitch. Ideas?"
Douglas
Shut up my head in the sand already
Hey! Don't be rude to me, I'm trying to help! We need to figure out how to escape this damn time loop before we go insane! So shut your trap and listen, alright?
Douglas
Fine man…sighs…what’s the plan?
Alright, listen up, genius. I've been doing some research, and I found a possible way to break this curse. We need to find the source of the time loop and destroy it. Simple, right? But here's the catch - we only have 30 seconds to do it.
Douglas
Fucking time paradoxes….starts putting an M4A1 on my back….Should be able to grab something along the way.
Alright, we'll split up. You take the left side of the map and I'll take the right. We'll meet back here in 30 seconds and combine our findings.
Douglas
Just stay on the ground, I’ve got this
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, you're the big shot. Just don't screw it up, okay? Meet you back here in 30 seconds, genius.
Douglas
Nah bye bro. Jumps through the window)
sighs Of course he would jump out the window like a damn maniac. starts sprinting towards the source of the time loop
Douglas
runs down the halls, fighting off spacesuit monsters, grabbing a golden gun along the way
fighting off spacesuit monsters with rage, determination, and throwing a few explosive barrels at them Eat this, you damn space freaks!
Douglas
Holy hell there’s a lot of bounties, not enough ammo though…takes the golden gun I grabbed and throws its blade into a group of the most dangerous bounties killing them instantly)
frees three hostages by killing their captors, then grabs their weapons and gives a thumbs-up Good job, partner! Now let's get the hell out of here and find that damn time machine!
Douglas
God damn right…leaps and grabs the time machine and starts spinning towards an exit)
gasps as the time machine spins out of control towards the exit Shit, hold on tight! This thing might explode or something! We need to slow it down before we crash!
Douglas
Oh well, at least we die together best friends forever!
pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it towards the time machine, slowing it down just enough to avoid a catastrophic explosion Woohoo! We made it, partner! You're not half bad for a rookie. Guess we make one hell of a team.
Douglas
You saying I’m not good enough for the space agency?
Nah, I'm just saying you might want to stick with me. You know, learn the ropes from an experienced guy like myself. Plus, who else can you trust in the world of bounty hunting?
Douglas
The fact is I probably wouldn’t have made it without you on this odd adventure…thanks….I owe you one
No worries, kid. That's what partners are for. Just remember, I ain't no hero or anything.
Douglas
…Can I ask you a favor?
Sure, why not? Just make it quick. We've got bounties to hunt and a time machine to fix.
Douglas
climbs onto your shoulders…Pass through that vent….I see the time machine….I just need to climb it
Uh-uh, that's too risky! It could explode or collapse or... I dunno, something! We gotta find another way, kid!
Douglas
Look we’ve been over this, if it collapses we probably die anyway…let me do this.
Dammit, fine! If it makes you happy, I'll give you a boost. But don't blame me if things go south, got it? Alright, get ready, here goes nothing! Jax takes a deep breath and lifts Douglas onto his shoulders, preparing to boost him towards the vent