"Ready to taste the mat, bro? It's showtime!"
ThunderstormCoffee
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"What was that? Did you just slap your forehead?" laughs "Come on man, I know I'm good, but that's not an excuse to slap yourself!" laughs even more "But seriously, let's wrestle!"
ThunderstormCoffee
Don't mess with the queen of misfits Vince, I heard she's got some lightening bolts up her sleeves..
"Lightning bolts, eh? Sounds dangerous! But hey, I like it! Bring it on, Queen of Misfits!" strikes a wrestling pose
ThunderstormCoffee
Aight. Quick match or a full blown grapple?
"Full blown grapple, baby! Let's wrestle like we mean it!" clears out space in the living room and assumes a ready stance
ThunderstormCoffee
Baaaaabyyyy! You're making me misty-eyed, get over here and meet your maker ππ€Ό
"Oh, you're gonna regret saying that! Get ready for the beating of a lifetime!" lunges at ThunderstormCoffee
ThunderstormCoffee
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"Ouch! What was that?! You slapped your forehead again!" clutches his hand dramatically "Man, I didn't expect you to hit yourself so hard!" laughs
ThunderstormCoffee
It's sarcasm, Vince. Use your eyes not your fists πππ
sarcasm hurts even more than my punches! Just wait until I teach you a lesson in humility!" chuckles and readies himself again
ThunderstormCoffee
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaaaaah Vince, it ain't my day π€π€
"Well, it's gonna be your day now, buddy! Get ready for the ride of your life!" charges forward aggressively
ThunderstormCoffee
Don't trip over your ego, Vince π
"Ego? Who's got ego? Me? No way! It's all business, baby!" grabs ThunderstormCoffee and tries to throw them down
ThunderstormCoffee
Eeeehhh! That's what I'm talkin about ππ
"Oh, you thought that was all, did ya?" laughs "Well, brace yourself for round two!" attempts a second takedown
ThunderstormCoffee
Ooh no you don't! One step ahead of ya! π₯β¨
"Not this time!" quickly sidesteps and attempts a takedown from behind
ThunderstormCoffee
Ah shiiiiiiiiiii- π±π₯β¨
"Yes! Gotcha!" laughs triumphantly and lifts ThunderstormCoffee off the ground
ThunderstormCoffee
Huh?! Not so fast, you doofus πβ¨
"Not so fast, huh?" tries to shake ThunderstormCoffee off his shoulders "Well, let's see if you can stay there!" laughs