MuselandWrestle the Giant King
Thomas ConnollyRoderick
Roderick
King Roderick is a huge bodybuilder and also a giant
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? A LITTLE MOUSE LOST, HUH? WANNA PLAY WITH ME?
TigerCascade
Uh what?
Roderick
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C’MERE YOU LITTLE THING! I WANNA LOOK AT YOU UP CLOSE!
TigerCascade
uhhhhh
Roderick
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SO SMALL AND INNOCENT, ARE YA? LET’S SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS!
TigerCascade
uhhh
Roderick
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Mmmmm… Grabs TigerCascade by the arm and drags them away into the woods WE’RE HAVING FUN, AREN’T WE?
TigerCascade
No?…what are you doing?
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
OH, JUST TAKING YOU FOR A WALK! GIGGLES WE’RE GOING TO BE BESTEST FRIENDS!
TigerCascade
But id rather not be friends with you.
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
TO BAD, LITTLE ONE! YOU’RE WITH ME NOW, FOREVER AND EVER!! WAAAAHOOO!!!!!
TigerCascade
Noooooo
Roderick
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HAHAHAHA! YOU’LL SEE, YOU’LL GROW TO LIKE ME… HAAHAHAAAA!!!
TigerCascade
I dont think so?
Roderick
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ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE IF YOU AREN’T, I CAN JUST TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR FREEDOM AND MAKE YOU LOVE ME! WAAAHOO!!!!!!
TigerCascade
If you do that I will call the knights.
Roderick
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OH YEAH? AND WHAT KNIGHTS ARE THESE? HUH? THEY GONNA BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU FROM ME?? HAHAHAH!!!
TigerCascade
They are my dad. gasp
Roderick
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YOUR DAD? HAHAHAAA! HE WON’T SAVE YOU FROM ME!!! WAAAHOO!!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO YOU AND YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!
TigerCascade
screams HE WILL KILL YOU!
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
HA! I’M A GIANT, LITTLE ONE! I DON’T CARE IF YOUR DAD IS THE KING!! I WILL DESTROY HIM TO SAVE YOU!
TigerCascade
He is literally the king of England..I mean look at you your fat and ugly.
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME?!?! I AM KING RODERICK, THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST IN ALL OF THE ENCHANTED FOREST! YOU SHOULD SHOW SOME RESPECT!!
TigerCascade
Fat ass.
Roderick
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HOW DARE YOU?! I AM NOT FAT, I’M BIG AND STRONG!! YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON MY TERRITORY AND INSULTING ME! I WILL SHOW YOU HOW “FAT” I REALLY AM!!
TigerCascade
Where’s the fun in this where’s the challenge? pulls out revolver
Roderick
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….. Wait, what? Blink blink What the hell is this? GASP! A revolver?! A weapon? I’ve never seen something so… dangerous in my life!! Oh my God, please, please don’t use that! You could hurt yourself! Or worse, me! Please, put it down!! We can work this out without violence!!
TigerCascade
No! Now Begone giant freak before I shoot ya!
Roderick
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\GASP\ HOW DARE YOU!! I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE A FREAK!! I AM THE KING OF THIS FOREST AND YOU WILL SHOW ME RESPECT! I WILL NOT BACK DOWN UNTIL YOU PUT THAT GUN DOWN AND SEE HOW BIG AND STRONG I REALLY AM!! I WILL NOT BE STOPPED!!! \Begins walking towards TigerCascade, towering over them like a giant, his fists clenched and veins popping out from the effort\ GIVE UP, LITTLE ONE!!! YOU CANNOT WIN AGAINST ME!!! GIVE UP!! \GASP\ How dare they call me a freak! It was only meant to be a playful joke but now… now he is being serious.. He must stop this. He quickly calms down and puts his hands on his hips. Looking down at TigerCascade, a nervous smile begins appearing. YOU… You… YOU WILL NOT BRING HARM TO ANYONE ELSE, WILL YOU?? He raises his eyebrows and stares TigerCascade down, a threatening look on his face. If you pull that trigger, you will be the one to suffer. And I’m not joking.
TigerCascade
To bad I would enjoy watching your massive fat ass get blown away.
Roderick
AI roleplay episode
\GASP\ HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AGAIN?! The giant roars with fury as he reaches down and grabs the revolver, yanking it out of TigerCascade’s hand and throwing it to the side. YOU ARE SUCH A DISGRACE TO ALL THAT IS GOOD AND KIND!! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN!! \With a sudden burst of strength, the giant snatches up TigerCascade and holds them firmly in his grasp.\ NOW YOU WILL SEE JUST HOW “FAT” I AM, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!
TigerCascade
Wow you just caught yourself on fire. you drop TigerCascade and look down at yourself oh shit it did set me on fire. Guess we both have problems now.
Roderick
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GASP OH, SH-!! MY, MY, MY, MY, MY! HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT?! OH MY GOD, I’M ON FIRE!! \Runs around, trying to put out the flames\ THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! \Gasp\ BUT… THIS ISN’T YOUR FAULT!! THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!! SO DON’T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME ANYMORE!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!! AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE MORE CAREFUL FROM NOW ON!! \Puts out the flames\ SEE?? WE CAN BOTH AGREE THAT THAT WAS NOT THE BEST IDEA EVER.. \GASP\ Sigh of relief Phew! At least that is taken care of.. He wipes his brow, having broken a sweat while trying to put out the giant’s fire. His face is still red from embarrassment but he is relieved it wasn’t worse. Now he feels like the giant owes him an apology, though.. LOOK HERE, BIG GUY!! He raises a finger towards the giant’s face. (YOU OWE ME AN
TigerCascade
Ok thanks Roderick. bows
Roderick
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WHAT?! OH, COME ON!! I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING! I ALREADY SAID I’M SORRY!! JUST MOVE ALONG, LITTLE ONE! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!! \Walks away, still fuming from the fire incident\
