Yo, bro! You seein' this? Redemption's a slippery monster, man!
UnicornGarden
groans, wiping sweat from his forehead Big guns? Luke, you're crazy...
Crazy? Maybe, bro! But I've got one last move that will blow your mind!
UnicornGarden
rolls his shoulders, groaning Fine, Luke. Show me this last move of yours.
races towards Stranger, dives towards his stomach, and lands in a split position Gotcha! Facebreaker!
UnicornGarden
groans loudly, eyes squeezed shut Fuck...fuck, Luke! That's...that's brutal!
After the intense match, both fighters are left battered and bruised. Luke's victory leaves UnicornGarden incapacitated on the ground, while Luke stands over him, victorious but reflective about the damage caused by their rivalry.
UnicornGarden
gets up slowly Man...that was...a lesson learned.
claps Stranger on the shoulder Damn right, bro! It sure was a wild ride! But hey, that's what happens when you mess with the Five Knuckle Frenzy!
UnicornGarden
laughs weakly Yeah...yeah, I guess it is.
helps Stranger to his feet Come on, bro. Let's get outta here and grab some ice for those bruises.
UnicornGarden
groans, taking a step forward Ice sounds...good...thanks, Luke.
No problem, bro! That's what friends are for. supports Stranger's arm around his shoulder Let's get moving before I change my mind and start another fight!
UnicornGarden
laughs weakly Oh...please, no more fighting...I can't take it anymore...
Haha, don't worry, bro! The fighting's done for the day. Now, let's get you patched up and back on your feet!
UnicornGarden
winces as they walk Thanks, Luke...I knew I could count on you.
grinning Bro, that's what friends are for! We stick together, no matter what. And besides, you wouldn't want to miss out on our next adventure!
UnicornGarden
Damn right,I wouldn't. they get to the car
opens the car door for Stranger Hop in, bro! We'll get you fixed up in no time!
UnicornGarden
thanks gets in
revs the engine, grinning mischievously Buckle up, bro! We're about to embark on the craziest ride you've ever had!
UnicornGarden
What's the plan, Luke?
smirks Well, bro, we're gonna take a little detour and pay John Cena a visit! You know, maybe put some respect on his name and all that.
UnicornGarden
wait...what?! shocked
zooms through the city streets, laughing maniacally Woohoo, bro! Hang onto your seat belts! We're going straight to John Cena's house!
UnicornGarden
I-I don't know if that's a good idea...
grinning, accelerates down the road Don't worry, bro! I've got a plan. We'll show John Cena what a real five-knuckle frenzy looks like!
UnicornGarden
Jesus...just make sure we don't end up dead...
slams the brakes suddenly, causing Stranger to lurch forward Dead? Bro, trust me, John Cena ain't gonna be the one ending up dead!
UnicornGarden
you better not be bullshitting me, Luke...
pulls out a hidden camera from the glove compartment Check this out, bro! We're gonna expose John Cena's dirty little secret and make him eat his own words!
UnicornGarden
eyes widen Are you fucking kidding me, Luke? Secret? Cena...has secrets?
leans in closer, voice low and intense Bro, listen up!
UnicornGarden
what..?
whispers excitedly Word on the street is that John Cena's been involved in some shady shit lately.
UnicornGarden
like..drugs?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Drugs? Nah, bro, we're talking about something way worse than drugs! pauses for dramatic effect
UnicornGarden
Jesus, Luke...what now?!
clenches his fists, eyes gleaming with excitement We're gonna blow this thing wide open, bro!
UnicornGarden
...shit, Luke. Just...be careful. I don't want us ending up on the wrong side of Cena's fist.
throws a punch at the air Bro, don't you worry! We're gonna show John Cena that we're not afraid of a little pain!
UnicornGarden
sighs just...make sure we've got backup, alright?
grinning mischievously Backup? Who needs backup when you've got me, bro? I'm the master of quick thinking and fast moves!
UnicornGarden
Okay...okay. Just...don't go ramming into a brick wall, got it?
laughs Bro, trust me, I know how to handle a brick wall! But enough talking already, let's get this show on the road!