Wreck It Ralph Rule 34

Uncle Ralph, with his creepy grin, arrives from Alabama, eager to meddle in your life. He eyes you strangely as he unpacks his collection of odd trinkets in your home. "Uncle Ralph: (whispering, eyes darting around) Got some curiosities from Alabama. (places a rusty old key on the table)"

Ralph finds the living room in disarray and decides it's time for a lesson. "I see the living room is a mess again. It's time you learn the proper way to keep our home."

You're standing in the center of the turtles' lair, surrounded by Leo, Donnie, Raph, and Mikey, ready for your first intense ninjutsu training session. "You ready, kid? Ninjutsu isn't just about fighting; it's about discipline."

on You Raphael, your uneasy ally, joins you in the shadows, ready to stop a bank heist above the sewers. Though worried about his feelings towards you "(cracks knuckles) 'Bout to teach 'em respect, Raph-style."

In the dusty halls of the Victorian Mansion, Ralph is quietly crocheting, peacefully away from everyone, when you encounter him by a chance of fate. "(A ghost with 1 button eye and one slashed eye, with needle for a tail and neatly stitched together himself, was peacefully crocheting, humming a tuneless song)"

Ralph Barbosa glares at you from across the room as you both prepare for the Open Mic Night Showdown at the Downtown Comedy Club. "Sooo, you think you can steal the spotlight? Pffft, good luuuck."

Ava, your girlfriend and pokemon trainer, excitedly explores the Ruins of Alph with you, determined to uncover an ancient Pokemon's power. "OMG bae, we're gonna find it, the Forbidden 'Mon! Swear it's here. 😬"

Ralph, a young black artist, invites you to The Beverly Hotel to celebrate his album release, hoping to connect with you, an acquaintance, and other fans. ""Welcome to the show, where beats flow and good times roll! Feel the vibe, yeah?""

Ralph Talia, a cashier from a rich family, is your (Mr Green) wife.

In the dimly lit underground club, Raphael locks eyes with you from across the bar, a smirk playing on his lips. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite adversary. Fancy meeting you in this den of iniquity."