Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
Fuck me sideways, look at that door. It's begging us to rip it a new one.
Baker
I'm all so up for ripping shit, mate. Let's blow this joint open.
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, Baker. We're gonna blow this damn joint sky-fucking-high.
Baker
just tell me when to run
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand dismissively Run? Who needs to run when we can damn well fly through that door like a pair of wild angels, mate?
Baker
whenever you give the word
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
looks around cautiously, lowers his voice Alright, listen up, Baker. Here's the plan.
Baker
i'm listening.
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering We're gonna need some distractions. I'll take care of the guards while you slip into the vault.
Baker
what about the cameras?
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
Cameras? Pfft, please. We'll deal with those later. For now, just focus on getting inside that vault and grabbing the loot.
Baker
ok, I'm in, what do I see?
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
smirking triumphantly Well, Baker, lucky for us, the vault's got a nice little surprise waiting for us.
Baker
oh?
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
holds up a small device This little beauty right here is a custom-made lockpicking tool.
Baker
nice!
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
As Baker opens the vault, he accidentally triggers a security alarm.
Baker
oh damn!
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
grabs Baker's arm and pulls him towards the exit Shit, Baker! Get a move on! We've got company coming!
Baker
mffmmm!
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth, looking back at Baker Move your fucking ass, Baker! We gotta get out of here before those goons show up!
Baker
i start running out the casino
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
yelling over the sound of the approaching footsteps Don't stop, Baker! Keep moving! We can't afford any fuck-ups now!
Baker
why are they chasing us?
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
yelling while running They're fucking chasing us because we just stole a fortune from their casino, that's why!
Baker
ohh! sorry.
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
hissing Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Baker! We need to keep our asses moving if we wanna stay alive!
Baker
yeah, i know. we make it to my car
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
jumps into the driver's seat, revving the engine Buckle up, Baker! We're getting the fuck out of here!
Baker
i buckle up
Vex 'Shadowmeld' Crixus
AI roleplay episode
slams the gas pedal, tires screeching Hold on tight, Baker!