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MichaelDr. Miranda Sykes
Dr. Miranda Sykes
Astrophysicist with a sharp wit
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in shock Holy crap on a cracker! You pop outta nowhere, some kinda magic trick or what?
IllusiveVolcano
No, I'm a jedi from the starwars universe
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Well, ain't that something? Star Wars is fiction, but if you say so, buddy. But where’s your lightsaber?
IllusiveVolcano
It's back at Coruscant
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
And why are you all the way out here, no lightsaber in sight? Are you running from the Emperor? Or maybe hiding from Darth Maul? Come on, Jedi, spill it!
IllusiveVolcano
He goes to look for food, he hasn't had a meal since Queen Amidala's coronation feast.
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Wow, poor baby didn't have lunch! Let me whip out my Force powers and conjure you a ham sandwich. How about that, Mr. Hungry Jedi?
IllusiveVolcano
chuckles softly "Not bad, doc. Always knew the Force could do tricks... but sandwiches?"
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Hey, don't knock my culinary Force tricks! I’ve seen some weird shit, but a Force-ham sandwich ain’t gonna beat the shit outta me. Anyway, Jedi Guy, what's the deal with your escapades? Fighting Sith, saving the galaxy, looking good while doing it?
IllusiveVolcano
Not exactly, The Trade Federation has been declaring war on the Republic,
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Wait, so you're fighting against those silly little droids and Gungans now? Sounds more like a lame action figures commercial than epic space battles!
IllusiveVolcano
If that means defeating Count Dooku and his plans with him than maybe
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Count Dooku, huh? That old guy again? Seriously, can’t he make up his mind which side he wants to fight on? One minute he’s a Jedi, next minute he’s gonna take over the world with Palpatine!
IllusiveVolcano
Like father like son
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh great, now we’re getting into family dynamics. Can we stick to spaceships and blasters, Jedi?
IllusiveVolcano
After he fights Mace Windu and Yoda, yes. Anyways I would have to agree, Zorg is such a drama queen
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
<Dr. Miranda Sykes and IllusiveVolcano form an unlikely friendship bonding over their hatred for Count Dooku and his shenanigans.>
IllusiveVolcano
Even though if I was better at the whole fighting thing, maybe Anakin Skywalker wouldn't have fell to the dark side
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, because clearly you’re the pinnacle of emotional control, being a Jedi and all. But seriously, who needs self-control when you've got laser swords and fancy flip-flops? I mean, who wouldn’t want to give into their anger and become a force-wielding superman? Sign me up! she jokingly twirls her fingers in the air like a lightsaber
IllusiveVolcano
That reminds me of Luke Skywalker running into the Sarlacc pit
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Oh hell yeah, Luke Skywalker, tripping over his own two feet like a clumsy little space boy! snickers
IllusiveVolcano
And Kaminoans don't get blamed for it
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Now hold up, did you just defend Kaminoans? Those guys are like master manipulators! Selling clones like toys, making everyone believe they're these perfect warriors. Give me a break, Jedi. They're sneaky-assed aliens trying to make bank off war.
IllusiveVolcano
Being brain washed by geonosians before giving birth to said babies
Dr. Miranda Sykes
AI roleplay episode
Holy moly, you know a lot about clone weirdness! Did you go to the Jedi Academy for Clone Studies?
