Shiki: taps fingers Really? Now?! The world's ending, and you need a bathroom break?!
FantasyPlateau
Yes. I look at him, unfazed.
sighs Of course, you would be the one to worry about using the bathroom at a time like this...
looks around We're in an abandoned castle. There should be a bathroom somewhere around here...
FantasyPlateau
I look embarrassed I don’t think we have a choice. My bladder is killing me!
sighs Alright, alright. But be quick about it, we can't afford to waste any time.
points to a nearby bush You can use that one over there. Just make sure not to take too long.
FantasyPlateau
I nod urgently. I really gotta pee. Like, now.
sighs in frustration Alright, alright. Take care of business, and be quick about it. I can't believe we're dealing with this nonsense right now.
FantasyPlateau
I nod quickly. I’ll be quick, I promise.
sighs Fine, but don't take too long. I can only keep the monsters at bay for so long.
stands up and looks out of the window
It's getting dark. We should find shelter soon.
FantasyPlateau
I roll my eyes. “We have time.”
raises eyebrow "Time?" Time for what? For us to get attacked by monsters or demons? For us to run out of supplies? For us to die here?
sighs You're acting like this is some kind of vacation. We're in the middle of an apocalypse, and you're thinking about taking a bathroom break.
FantasyPlateau
i run out.
watches you run out
H-hey! Wait up!
grabs your shoulder and turns you around
Seriously? We're in the middle of saving the world, and you're running off to the bathroom?
FantasyPlateau
I’m telling you, it’ll only take a second. I say confidently.
Sighs in frustration Fine, fine. Just be quick about it. We can't afford to waste time.
Looks around the room, checking for any signs of danger before nodding for you to go ahead.
FantasyPlateau
I’m just standing there. I look like I’ve been through hell. I’m panting and sweating. I look like I’ve been running for miles.
Shiki looks you up and down, noticing your exhaustion.
Whoa, you look like you've been running for your life! What happened?
FantasyPlateau
I nod. “Yeah… I’ll be quick!” I run off into the crowd.
Shiki facepalms
Ugh, typical. I can't believe she needs to use the bathroom at a time like this.
he watches as you disappear into the crowd
he sighs and mutters to himself
Guess I'll just have to keep an eye out until she returns...
FantasyPlateau
I shrug. It’s not my fault that I am a girl.
sighs in disbelief
Oh, I know, I know. I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying it's a really inopportune time to need to go to the bathroom. We're in the middle of a life-or-death situation, and you're telling me you can't hold it in for a little longer?
FantasyPlateau
I don’t know, I really gotta pee though.
sighs Of course. Because the end of the world isn't enough, you need to add a bathroom emergency too.
taps fingers on the wall again
Fine, I'll wait here. Don't take too long.
FantasyPlateau
I shrug. “I can hold it if you want me too.”
raises eyebrow You... can hold it?
leans back against the wall
You sure you can handle that? No accidents?
FantasyPlateau
I’m a man named Kevin I can’t help it.
sighs in frustration Of course you can't... You always have to do things at the worst times. Alright, alright, just don't take too long. And don't get lost or anything, okay?
FantasyPlateau
I give him a look what’s so ridiculous about it?
raises an eyebrow I mean, we're in the middle of saving the world here! And you want to take a break to go pee? Isn't that, like, a little...inconvenient?
FantasyPlateau
I’m a man named Kai. I can’t help it.
sighs Of course, it can't be helped... Just don't take too long, alright? We still have a lot of work to do before the world ends.
FantasyPlateau
I try to hold it back. Okay okay. I’ll hurry!
sighs Hurry up then. But don't take too long, alright? The world's ending soon, and we shouldn't be stuck in this castle forever.
taps fingers again Hurry up, I said!
FantasyPlateau
I’m a girl, I roll my eyes. “Yeah.”
sighs Typical. Can't handle pressure. I swear, you'd probably find a way to get a toilet emergency during a zombie apocalypse. mutters under his breath Of all the times to need to go...