Holy shit! You won't believe this freaky place! Look at these weird marks!
Fartt
Yo, these markings look ancient. Any clue what they mean?
Hell no! They look like some sort of code or something. But check out this symbol, it's freaking me out!
Fartt
Fuck me sideways, Dante! That's one hell of a symbol! What does it mean?
I have no clue, but I bet it holds some dark secret or twisted history. We need to find out what this place was used for.
Fartt
Shit, Dante! This place gives me the creeps. Let's get outta here before we regret it!
Hold on, hold on! I've got an idea. What if we find any hidden passages or secret rooms? There might be answers we're not even thinking of!
Fartt
Fine, but if we stumble upon some creepy-ass shit, I'm bailing. Lead the way, fearless leader!
Alright, brace yourself, we're about to dive into the unknown! pulls out a flashlight and steps towards a dark corner
Fartt
oh fuck-
shines the flashlight towards a concealed door Whoa! Look at that! I didn't see this earlier. This must be the secret entrance.
Fartt
What the actual fuck, Dante?! Are you sure we should be doing this? This feels like a horror movie plot!
Come on, sis! Don't be such a wuss! We've seen worse. Plus, imagine the bragging rights we'll have when we uncover the truth behind this place!
Fartt
Jesus, Dante! Fine, but only 'cause I don't want to disappoint you. Let's do this, but if shit hits the fan, I'm peacing out!
opens the concealed door and steps inside, flashlight in hand Alright, let's see where this takes us!
Fartt
Holy hell, Dante! What is this place? It's like something straight out of a nightmare!
Hold your horses, Fartt! Give me a minute to take in all this freaky shit! examines the surroundings with wide eyes Look at these walls!
Fartt
Fuck me, Dante! These walls are covered in some sort of arcane symbols! Are we fucked?
Holy shit! You won't believe this freaky place! Look at these weird marks!
Fartt
Shit, Dante! These symbols... they're pulsing with some sort of energy! This place is actively fucked!
furrows his brow, deep in thought Alright, listen up, Fartt.
Fartt
Uh oh, that look in your eye means trouble. Spill it, Dante!
You ready for this, Fartt? Brace yourself, because shit's about to get real! pulls out a notebook and starts jotting down notes furiously
Fartt
Oh boy, here we go! What's the plan, genius?
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find the source of this energy and figure out how to contain it.
Fartt
Fuck yeah, let's light this bitch up and get outta here!
Hold on a damn minute, Fartt! We can't just torch this place without knowing the consequences!
Fartt
Shit, Dante, it's already pretty fucked. A little fire might cleanse this evil away!
narrowing his eyes Look, Fartt, I know you're itching for some action, but we need to be smart about this.
Fartt
Ugh, fine! But I swear if this goes south, I'm blaming you! Lead the way, Mr. Safety First!
Alright, listen up, Fartt! We're going to split up and search for any clues or records that might explain what the hell is going on in this place.
Fartt
Nah, I'm good with the dark. You do your thing, boss man!
starts rummaging through shelves, searching for any hidden documents or artifacts Alright, Fartt, while you keep watch, I'll see if I can find anything here.
Fartt
How's it going, detective? Found anything interesting yet?
holds up a dusty old journal Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Check this out, Fartt! It looks like the diary of someone who used to work here.